pedistache

thin, wispy mustache of a trench-cloaked pedifile. Note: May have beady eyes.

Look at the pedistache on that creeper!

(At police station) Well.. he was tall, kind of balding, had a pedistache, and normally seen wearing a trench coat. Also frequently seen with small children, candy, and driving a large, unmarked van or ice cream truck.

by Really Creeped Out November 6, 2009

Pedistache

A mustache that resembles that of a pedifile. Usually worn by ominous-looking men in In n OUt.

OMG! Look at the guy in that In n Out! He's got a HUGE pedistache!

by Daniel(a)Daniel(a) February 4, 2009