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The mustache worn by most child molesters.

While not all child molesters have such a mustache, it is the preferred facial hair for any pedophile that is serious about his work.
The pervstache is typically a standard mustache extending from one side of the mouth to the other and is generally accompanied by a pair of glasses. However, some pedophiles are aware of this stereotype and have strayed from the typical pervstache.
To avoid suspicion, some child molesters will stray from the typicall stache and opt for a handle bar mustache or a fu manchu and will possibly even go so far as to grow a goatee. Under no circumstances will the pederast willingly go without any facial hair.
Did you see that guys pervstache.
It looked like he was wearing on of those "Groucho" fake glasses, nose, and mustache things.
by scoomdot June 08, 2006

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A large bulbous protrusion of the penile cavity

Symptoms include: A burning itch, leakage of puss, and in extreme cases, loss of the penis and scrotum.
My traumerx itches so bad it makes me want to watch Charles in Charge.
by scoomdot June 03, 2006

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Someone who uses this website to push their political views.
US inhabitant is a real assclown!
by Scoomdot October 29, 2005

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United States of America

The country where the internet was created.
"I want to bash the USA. It's a good thing they made the internet, or I would have nowhere to post my ignorant comments."
by Scoomdot November 05, 2005

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