The mustache worn by most child molesters.
While not all child molesters have such a mustache, it is the preferred facial hair for any pedophile that is serious about his work.
The pervstache is typically a standard mustache extending from one side of the mouth to the other and is generally accompanied by a pair of glasses. However, some pedophiles are aware of this stereotype and have strayed from the typical pervstache.
To avoid suspicion, some child molesters will stray from the typicall stache and opt for a handle bar mustache or a fu manchu and will possibly even go so far as to grow a goatee. Under no circumstances will the pederast willingly go without any facial hair.
While not all child molesters have such a mustache, it is the preferred facial hair for any pedophile that is serious about his work.
The pervstache is typically a standard mustache extending from one side of the mouth to the other and is generally accompanied by a pair of glasses. However, some pedophiles are aware of this stereotype and have strayed from the typical pervstache.
To avoid suspicion, some child molesters will stray from the typicall stache and opt for a handle bar mustache or a fu manchu and will possibly even go so far as to grow a goatee. Under no circumstances will the pederast willingly go without any facial hair.
Did you see that guys pervstache.
It looked like he was wearing on of those "Groucho" fake glasses, nose, and mustache things.
It looked like he was wearing on of those "Groucho" fake glasses, nose, and mustache things.
by scoomdot June 11, 2006
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pervstache a thin wispy moustache commonly worn by perverts,rapists,stoners and brain dead teenagers. This style is a message to the outside world to run because if you don't you will wind up in some perverts basement,
Where did kelly go? I last saw her with some gu with a pervstache so most likely dead. Pervstache the universal sign of perverts everywhere
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(mostly worn today by hipsters or indie rocker, but cult film director John Waters and “Pink Flamingos” star David Lochary were both early pioneers of the style)
(mostly worn today by hipsters or indie rocker, but cult film director John Waters and “Pink Flamingos” star David Lochary were both early pioneers of the style)
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Get the Pornstache mug.A thin layer of hair, lacking the regality of a full blown mustache, atop the upper lip. Commonly found on individuals with Tony Danza-esque minivans and lots of candy.
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