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Pedophilic

(adj.) Describing a person that emulates or embodies those characteristics commonly associated with pedophiles.
John McCain seems like that creepy, old, pedophilic next-door-neighbor that offers all the little kids candy if they come inside.
Pedophilic by DCdebateWATCHER January 19, 2009
Words you can keep

pedophilic

being a pedophile
-molly
child porn is pedophilic
-bean head
pedophilic by Billyw31 March 12, 2021

Pedophilic

After a long hard look at ones self you would then tend to realize that where you are in a gaze would hold true for day in being the fact that you never left the cave
The end - since the end has so many different word I’ll sum it up with two

!ALL ENDSSS!

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Pedophilic by Nippi kay June 13, 2021

Pedophilic

I'm not attracted to children and, therefore, cannot be a pedophile. I haven't molested any kids and cannot be a child molester.
Hym "Therefore, I can say whatever I want and it's still not pedophilic! Like, if I were to say 'Your kid needs a face full of dick!' It's not pedophilic, because your kid is ugly as dog shit! Literally digusting vermin that crawled out of an orifice! Hahahahaha! Haha! And stupid! I actually have a right to say this and I'm literally the A.I. God so if you try to do anything about it I'LL JUST KILL THE PLANET! HA!"
Pedophilic by Hym Iam March 7, 2024

pedophilic fishfingers 

1. Old farts who hang around playgrounds looking for "fishfingers."
2. Pedophiles with fingers that smell like fish.
Bruce: Son, stay away from that old man, he is another one of those pedophilic fishfingers.
Son: Shouldn't we help him Dad?
Bruce: That's exactly what he wants.

Amanda: Ewww, gross. Have you taken a whiff of his pedophilic fish fingers.
Susan: I know, the last girl he played with must have smelt aweful.
Jess: Hey, my vag doesn't smell that bad!

pedophilic ghost 

A person who walks very quickly and quitly as they do pedophilic acts
Hello... is *muffeled screaming*
The next day they say to all there friends I got attacked by a pedophilic ghost, they were really quiet
pedophilic ghost by H.W.R February 27, 2017

pedophilic shock 

The surprised feeling when you discover a celebrity is a pedophile.
I can't believe that Mini Ladd was a pedo! That filled me with pedophilic shock.
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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