Pedaflog 

One who uses, or engages in discussion where any of the following terms are used in an attempt to inflate ones perceived understanding of teaching : Pedagogy, Pedagogical, Pedagogical Content Knowledge, Pedagog.

The collective noun for a group of pedaflogs, is a conflation of pedaflogs.

Ben commenting to Eva after at the completion of an interview of a teaching candidate … “I’m not sure we need another pedaflog”

Geoff said to Graham following a presentation in curriculum committee. “I must warn you, that you run the risk of coming across as a pedaflog with presentations like that”

Pedaflog by G-railer October 19, 2021

Pedaflop 

Often confused with petaflop.
A pediflop is when a pedophile gets busted in one of those tevevised stings.

"What's he in for?"
"It was a pedaflop. We're gonna watch it on Dateline in a few weeks."

Pedaflop by dysangel March 28, 2009