Pay Bills

Leaving one’s job for what is supposed to be a short period of time, but then never coming back.

line cook 1: Hey I thought Mike was supposed to be working pizza tonight
Line cook 2: yeah he went to pay bills at 2:00 and was supposed to back at 3:00, but now it’s a quarter till 5:00 and we are fucked.

by D.B. Wong August 12, 2019

paying bills

an excuse or expression used when you don't want others to know you are planing on having sex

person 1: You doing anything tonight?
person 2: Oh yea i am paying bills all night long.

by gwscraggs May 26, 2005

i pay bills

phrase used to reassure someone of a situation; another way of saying fo sho

John: yo is it ok if we go to that party?
Nick: are you kidding? I pay bills there

by Nick Lapollo November 01, 2008

pay some bills

Commonly used on tv shows when they want to take a commercial break.

Or it could actually mean paying your bills, electricity, water, et cetera.

Let's take a quick break to go pay some bills.

by Tazzie Boo July 19, 2008

Pay my bills.

The term "Paying my bills" is generally slang for Masturbation (Jacking off, Beating your meat, choking the chicken)

I got home last night after practice and decided to "Pay my bills."

"Made by the crimsion chin"

by Mascottt April 09, 2010

pay the bills online

The act of secretly masturbating to online pornography, while claiming that you are doing legitimate online business.

Sam knocked on his roommate's door, "Hey you wanna go out to a bar? Maybe we can meet some girls and hookup with them." Roommate replies, "Nah that's okay. I think I'll pay the bills online and call it a night."

by Secret TM December 14, 2016

Paying the bills

menstruating

John doesn't want to have sex with Jane while she's paying the bills. He hates the mess.

by The (Real) Great Western Satan January 23, 2012