Pay my bills.

The term "Paying my bills" is generally slang for Masturbation (Jacking off, Beating your meat, choking the chicken)

I got home last night after practice and decided to "Pay my bills."

"Made by the crimsion chin"

by Mascottt April 9, 2010

Ebay Pays My Bills

A delusional state.

When an eBay seller thinks they are earning a living selling on eBay. But they are not.

He says Ebay Pays My Bills, but he's sweeping race tracks to make ends meet.

by ebay_multiname January 20, 2011

Pay my morning bill

Take a dump, drop a deuce, poop, make bears, usually in the morning.

I was enjoying a nice cup of coffee before work, when I felt a rumbling down under and had to go pay my morning bill.

by Meremy Jerchelle August 5, 2008