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The act of secretly masturbating to online pornography, while claiming that you are doing legitimate online business.
Sam knocked on his roommate's door, "Hey you wanna go out to a bar? Maybe we can meet some girls and hookup with them." Roommate replies, "Nah that's okay. I think I'll pay the bills online and call it a night."
by Secret TM December 14, 2016
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