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Pargeting 

This is slang for applying large quantities of make-up to the face or body. It derives from the verb ‘pargeting’ which is to apply a decorative, waterproof plaster to a wall. The finished plaster is also known as pargeting and can be in a variety of colours. So if a woman is piling stuff on her face, eyebrows, eyes, lips, eyelashes or face, she is pargeting.
Look at that silly moo piling gunk on her face!”
“Yeah, she does so much pargeting she keeps Maybelline in business by herself’”
Pargeting by AKACroatalin March 20, 2019
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padgetted 

VERB- to screw up the simplest task. NOUN- a person who screws up everything without trying or knowing why.
ADJ.- the NLG door was severely "PADGETTED".
ex.i "padgetted" the nose landing gear door on double nuts.

Padgettized 

When you can't possibly fuck something up, and need to find a way; when you have a timeline that just NEEDS to be sabotaged; when you absolutely can't imagine a way to make this good thing go bad, the unbelievable happens, and you're screwed.
Question: "Why is aircraft 05 still in the hangar on jacks when it was supposed to be flying a test card last week?"

Answer: "Sir, it's been Padgettized."
Padgettized by Tron-Chaser February 4, 2010

Padgetted 

Figuratively fisted through the anushole. Shafting another person through verbal or behavioral abuse.
Me: Dude, did you get screwed over on that deal?

Dude: Yeah. I was totally padgetted on that.
Padgetted by Strokersause July 24, 2010
Shes a real pagette!
Pagette by KatrinSweden May 18, 2009

juliana padgett 

Juliana Padgett is a very not so smart person and will leave you on "Read" and "Delivered"

Is also lowkey fake and a bitch.

Will take a while to snap back if you are snapping, as she has more important people to snap before you.
Juliana Padgett is lowkey a fake bitch

Me: Yes everybody know's that.