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To tell lies that exceeds the realm of common sense.
Did you hear that guy saying he sniped a sniper from 600 yards? He just pulled a Padgett
Padgett by Iron Jim P. March 25, 2007
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juliana padgett 

Juliana Padgett is a very not so smart person and will leave you on "Read" and "Delivered"

Is also lowkey fake and a bitch.

Will take a while to snap back if you are snapping, as she has more important people to snap before you.
Juliana Padgett is lowkey a fake bitch

Me: Yes everybody know's that.

tyler justin padgett 

an amazing guy, super sweet and can help you through anything! he will always be there for you<3 even though he has a little bit of a temper, he is just trying to help you. he is the nicest and most thoughtfull guy i have ever met! he is super sexy and is poetic! he's the perfect guy! i <3 him.
Oh damn! See that amazingly hot guy over there eating hamburgers, french fries, and mac & cheese, while writing poetry while all the girls are drooling over him?! He's such a tyler justin padgett!

Mrs. Padgett 

A teacher from Arkansas who speaks with a southern twang and insists on being the world's biggest creep, she constantly grabs and talks to her students like she is one and is altogether creepy. She absolutely adores the football players and seems to favor and like them more, she is definatly a teacher who plays favorites. Mrs. Padgett likes to dance, speak, and act like a lunatic and she is just plain CRAZY! If you were to have her as a teacher, you need to beware and be cautious! You have been warned!
Mrs. Padgett by ScaredLittleStudent November 26, 2011

Jordyn Padgett 

The prettiest/most beautiful/most amazing girl in the world
I wish I was Jordyn Padgett! Then I would be really pretty!

James Charles Anthony Padgett 

A person who does History, Drama and English Language at A level
He is a James Charles Anthony Padgett. He is that.

padgetted 

VERB- to screw up the simplest task. NOUN- a person who screws up everything without trying or knowing why.
ADJ.- the NLG door was severely "PADGETTED".
ex.i "padgetted" the nose landing gear door on double nuts.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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