padgetted 

VERB- to screw up the simplest task. NOUN- a person who screws up everything without trying or knowing why.
ADJ.- the NLG door was severely "PADGETTED".

ex.i "padgetted" the nose landing gear door on double nuts.

padgetted by AIRFRAMES VMAT-203 May 3, 2006

Padgetted 

Figuratively fisted through the anushole. Shafting another person through verbal or behavioral abuse.

Me: Dude, did you get screwed over on that deal?

Dude: Yeah. I was totally padgetted on that.

Padgetted by Strokersause July 24, 2010

Padgettized 

When you can't possibly fuck something up, and need to find a way; when you have a timeline that just NEEDS to be sabotaged; when you absolutely can't imagine a way to make this good thing go bad, the unbelievable happens, and you're screwed.

Question: "Why is aircraft 05 still in the hangar on jacks when it was supposed to be flying a test card last week?"

Answer: "Sir, it's been Padgettized."

Padgettized by Tron-Chaser February 4, 2010

Pagette 

A girl who LOVES Jimmy Page

Shes a real pagette!

Pagette by KatrinSweden May 18, 2009

juliana padgett 

Juliana Padgett is a very not so smart person and will leave you on "Read" and "Delivered"

Is also lowkey fake and a bitch.

Will take a while to snap back if you are snapping, as she has more important people to snap before you.

Juliana Padgett is lowkey a fake bitch

Me: Yes everybody know's that.

juliana padgett by You'llProbablyReadThis October 22, 2019

Padgett 

To tell lies that exceeds the realm of common sense.

Did you hear that guy saying he sniped a sniper from 600 yards? He just pulled a Padgett

Padgett by Iron Jim P. March 25, 2007

tyler justin padgett 

an amazing guy, super sweet and can help you through anything! he will always be there for you<3 even though he has a little bit of a temper, he is just trying to help you. he is the nicest and most thoughtfull guy i have ever met! he is super sexy and is poetic! he's the perfect guy! i <3 him.

Oh damn! See that amazingly hot guy over there eating hamburgers, french fries, and mac & cheese, while writing poetry while all the girls are drooling over him?! He's such a tyler justin padgett!

tyler justin padgett by fjklfjdslfjsdl; June 10, 2011