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Parenter 

When you use your use your parents as an excuse not to go somewhere
Violet- "Hey how did you get out of that date?!"
Dani- "I told him that my mum wouldn't let me go out"
Violet- "Ahhh pulled a parenter"
Parenter by Daniella Violet July 10, 2016

padgetted 

VERB- to screw up the simplest task. NOUN- a person who screws up everything without trying or knowing why.
ADJ.- the NLG door was severely "PADGETTED".
ex.i "padgetted" the nose landing gear door on double nuts.

Padgetted 

Figuratively fisted through the anushole. Shafting another person through verbal or behavioral abuse.
Me: Dude, did you get screwed over on that deal?

Dude: Yeah. I was totally padgetted on that.
Padgetted by Strokersause July 24, 2010
Shes a real pagette!
Pagette by KatrinSweden May 18, 2009

parentertaining 

what you do when your parents come to town and you have to show them around. includes visiting botanical gardens, nodding when they point at things in shop windows that you can't get "back home", and steering them away from drug-addled bums.
mate i can't come to the pub this afternoon, i'm parentertaining.
parentertaining by hotshirt October 29, 2009
A small piece of unused land that has been ignored, overlooked, abandoned or is othewise unsaleable that has been converted into a green space, recreational area or playground. Usually found in an urban setting and frequently near busy roads. Prevelant in cities eager to appear to be providing green space when they actually have lack of real parks.
Let's take the kids over the parkette to play and hope they don't run over by the speeding traffic.
parkette by Andrew Kowalchuk June 15, 2005