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VERB- to screw up the simplest task. NOUN- a person who screws up everything without trying or knowing why.
ADJ.- the NLG door was severely "PADGETTED".

ex.i "padgetted" the nose landing gear door on double nuts.

padgetted by AIRFRAMES VMAT-203 May 3, 2006

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Padgetted

Figuratively fisted through the anushole. Shafting another person through verbal or behavioral abuse.

Me: Dude, did you get screwed over on that deal?

Dude: Yeah. I was totally padgetted on that.

Padgetted by Strokersause July 24, 2010

Related Words

padgetted • Padgett • padgetting • Padgettized • Pagette • pargetter • pigetted • unidentified paletted junk • Jordyn Padgett • juliana padgett

Padgettized

When you can't possibly fuck something up, and need to find a way; when you have a timeline that just NEEDS to be sabotaged; when you absolutely can't imagine a way to make this good thing go bad, the unbelievable happens, and you're screwed.

Question: "Why is aircraft 05 still in the hangar on jacks when it was supposed to be flying a test card last week?"

Answer: "Sir, it's been Padgettized."

Padgettized by Tron-Chaser February 4, 2010

Pagette

A girl who LOVES Jimmy Page

Shes a real pagette!

Pagette by KatrinSweden May 18, 2009

juliana padgett

Juliana Padgett is a very not so smart person and will leave you on "Read" and "Delivered"

Is also lowkey fake and a bitch.

Will take a while to snap back if you are snapping, as she has more important people to snap before you.

Juliana Padgett is lowkey a fake bitch

Me: Yes everybody know's that.

juliana padgett by You'llProbablyReadThis October 22, 2019

Padgett

To tell lies that exceeds the realm of common sense.

Did you hear that guy saying he sniped a sniper from 600 yards? He just pulled a Padgett

Padgett by Iron Jim P. March 25, 2007

tyler justin padgett

an amazing guy, super sweet and can help you through anything! he will always be there for you<3 even though he has a little bit of a temper, he is just trying to help you. he is the nicest and most thoughtfull guy i have ever met! he is super sexy and is poetic! he's the perfect guy! i <3 him.

Oh damn! See that amazingly hot guy over there eating hamburgers, french fries, and mac & cheese, while writing poetry while all the girls are drooling over him?! He's such a tyler justin padgett!

tyler justin padgett by fjklfjdslfjsdl; June 10, 2011

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026