Parapooper

After plowing a highly intoxicated fine young broad/strapping studdly stallion and they're completely blacked out in your bed asleep and you shove the blankets in their anal crevise and when they wake from their midnight slumber there is a brown covered parachute hanging from their ass.

Steve, Ken, Alex, and David, parapooper

by AlboKenDavid October 23, 2010

parapooping

In a bathroom stall, one grabs the tops of the walls and places one foot over each wall. One then proceeds to defecate from approximately 5 feet above the toilet. If one has diarrhea, this is called an enola spray.

James: Yo that seat is gross.
Phil:just go parapooping.

by zacizzle May 11, 2009

paratrooper

{n} elite soldier who jumps from aircraft over battlefield. Average age is 18-21, male, highly trained and motivated to kill. Is usually heavily armed. Generally badass motherfuckers.
Also known as: Vertical envelopment shock trooper

{ant} LEG

Look at that crazy fucker killing all those enemies! He must be a paratrooper!

by Dirty Black Rob September 28, 2005

Ethiopian paratrooper

A turd, a firm stool.

I've just had the 4 minute warning, I'd better go and drop some Ethiopian paratroopers off at the pool otherwise I'm going to soil my strides.

by BobtheBlacksmith July 17, 2010

Paratrooper

A soldier that has gone through Airborne School, and has jumped one time for each letter in the term "Airborne Paratrooper." After these 19 jumps, one can consider themselves a novice paratrooper that has earned the partial respect of seasoned vets.
Many people go through the school and never jump again. Refer to the term "five jump chump"

SPC Johnson: "Get out of here leg! Right, Williams? Stupid legs."

SPC Williams: "How many jumps do you have?"

SPC Johnson: "5. I did Airborne School and now I'm a paratrooper."

SPC Williams: "You're not a paratrooper. You 5 jump chumps always act like heroes."

by airborne2000 December 5, 2012

paratrooper

Soldier who is trained to jump out of perfectly good airplanes, for the purpose of inserting in enemy territory away from the heavy defenses around national borders and the front lines.

Paratroopers are pretty helpless during the airdrop, but their strength is in putting force in an area that isn't expecting it or prepared to react.

by C++ June 22, 2006

paratrooper

I love how the pictures completely didn't match up with the definition..
Anyhow, a paratrooper is someone who jumps out of airplanes (with a parachute) for the purpose of performing a military action on the ground. Normally used for behind enemy lines or hard to reach areas.

My uncle was a paratrooper in the army, he was in a lot more planes taking off than he was landing.

by Brian Marx September 29, 2005