parapooping

In a bathroom stall, one grabs the tops of the walls and places one foot over each wall. One then proceeds to defecate from approximately 5 feet above the toilet. If one has diarrhea, this is called an enola spray.

James: Yo that seat is gross.
Phil:just go parapooping.

by zacizzle May 11, 2009

parapooping

When you lay toilet paper across the toilet bowl to catch poop so it won't splash or make noise.

No one knows when I go because I am a parapooping master.

by fieonyou August 26, 2013

paratrooping

When you're in another city and you go in a bar with the sole intention of sleeping with somebody just so you have a place to stay.

Joy: So, which hotel are you staying at in Boston?
Steve: Actually, I think I'll just go paratrooping this time.

by nameless-baby December 17, 2008

Paratrooping

Similar to the concept of paratroopers designed by the military to be dropped behind enemy lines, knowing that they will fight harder when they have no option to retreat, paratrooping is when you go to a bar in another city intentionally not having a place to stay that night, because you will work harder if you have no choice but to go home with a girl.

"I really wanted to trade up to a hotter girl, but I had to take the sure thing because I was paratrooping"

by charmdlife February 7, 2013

Paratrooping

After flying in from out of town, the act of foregoing a hotel room and going straight to the bar with the sole intention of hooking up with someone so you have a place to stay for the night

"I hear you're going to Vegas this weekend. Where are you staying?"

"Not sure yet. The boys and I are paratrooping it straight from the airport."

by Dougie Fresh55 April 4, 2009

Paratrooping

Hooking up with someone so you have a place to stay when you visit from out of town. Also known as "banging for roof"

(Made famous by the How I Met Your Mother episode "The Naked Man")

I didn't have a place to stay at Dewey Beach, so I went "Paratrooping" for girls at The Starboard.

by Homeless Jeff December 4, 2008

Prepooping

Prepooping is when you start pushing before you get to the bathroom. Some people using prepooping to cut down on bathroom time. This action can lead to accedantal post poop.

Example
Dude we can't leave yet I started prepooping.

by Mandie gehron February 26, 2017