paraposer 

1. A person who pretends to be a hcx fan of the band Paramore only after hearing "Misery Business" or "Decode" on the radio.

2. A girl who pretends do be hayley williams

3. someone who epically fails at life

"dude, do u see that freshman over there in the orange tights?"

"yeah, she's totally a paraposer."

"for realz, i bet she doesn't even know what "all we know is falling" is."

"werd."

paraposer by notorious1946 May 14, 2009

Paraphernalia 

Things to do stuff with.

"I love the word 'paraphernalia.' It's the most sophisticated sounding word with the most vague and simple definition."

Paraphernalia by Pierre Pressure October 12, 2011

Parakofer

A case full of money

Money is not the problem I've got parakofer.

What's that? A parakofer
"Helicopter, Helicopter I'll send if needed. Parakofer, parakofer to throw from the sky" - Fazlija in song Helicopter

Parakofer by psychotaker November 26, 2021

genitalia paraphernalia 

A classy ‘dick pic’ or picture of ones genitalia

Person 1: ‘Would you like some genitalia paraphernalia?’
Person 2:‘No, but thank you for asking first. Very classy of you.’

genitalia paraphernalia by ShutUpHeidi February 12, 2018

paraphernalia 

1. Stuff, things, items, objects, tools, geegaws, whachamacallits, thingamajigs, dofunnies, hinktybobbles, accoutrements, trinkets, accesories, clutter, flotsam, jetsam, literature, gadgets, nicknacks, paddy-whacks, and dogs to give bones to.

2. Items one uses to accomplish a task.

3. Tools of a trade.

4. Anything used to assist in ingesting illegal narcotics of any kind.

1. I don't want any of your paraphernalia!

4. They got busted for manufacturing paraphernalia, man! (A common refrain around Arcata, CA.)

paraphernalia by Downstrike May 25, 2004

drug paraphernalia 

Any object or tool used to get high or under the influence.

The cops took my bong and pipe because they said it was drug paraphernalia.

drug paraphernalia by hiltacular April 19, 2007

paraprosexia

Constant distraction

I have a paraprosexia,when I tried to study

paraprosexia by belonary May 17, 2019