BobtheBlacksmith's definitions

Gozzy

A UK term for a person who is cross eyed or has a lazy eye. i.e. boss eyed

The gozzy cow had one eye looking at me and one eye looking for me!

Clarence was one fucking ugly gozzy lion.

by BobtheBlacksmith June 15, 2006

Four Minute Warning

The rumbling of your stomach and feeling in your bowels that lets you know that you're going to take a dump in the very, very near future. A four minute warning is also the amount of time the UK public would get between the start of a nuclear attack and the first impact.

Christ, I've just had the four minute warning. Find me a toilet quickly or I'm going to shit myself.

by BobtheBlacksmith July 17, 2010

Ethiopian paratrooper

A turd, a firm stool.

I've just had the 4 minute warning, I'd better go and drop some Ethiopian paratroopers off at the pool otherwise I'm going to soil my strides.

by BobtheBlacksmith July 17, 2010