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Paedoc

A documentary about a paedophile, eg, “Jimmy Savile: A British Horror Story”, “Jeffrey Epstein: Filthy Rich”,“Prince Andrew: Banished”, “Rolf Harris: Hiding in Plain Sight”,
“What shall we watch on Netflix tonight? How about a Paedoc?”
by hairygunt May 20, 2023
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Paedo Sheen

The moisture that appears on the brow of most kiddie fiddlers
Bob: are you positive that Barry touches kids.
Tom: For sure, there can be no doubt, look at the sweat on his brow, definite paedo Sheen
by Mrwicked77 May 9, 2020
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pedocache

a gambling based lootcrate mechanism designed to target, and exploit children and vulnerable adults

coined by @21Kiloton
"Free DLC" is code for "pedocaches(crammed with microtransactions)"
by Artificial Deity September 17, 2018
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pedocon

A portmanteau of pedophile and conservative, used to refer to a member of the Republican party.
It's not just Roy Moore, Matt Gaetz, Dennis Hastert, Donald Trump, Mark Foley, Jim Jordan. All Republicans are pedocons, motivated primarily by the desire to molest children.
by Rockland against frumstons December 9, 2021
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Urban Paedo

When middle aged men go on holiday to children's theme parks
Sean is 40 and went to Disney World for 2 weeks... What a perfect place to hide for an Urban Paedo
by Real Samsons Lifters May 22, 2019
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pedocon

it's a theory about how the republican party is part of a secret cabal of pedophiles and Qanon is just a projection
Matt Gaetz once again proves the pedocon theory is right
by Donbig fan April 7, 2022
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pedocock

Pedocock...I have one in my hand right now. It refers to sexually offensive, predatory dickmeat.

Mine is with me everywhere I go: public restrooms, sports parks, playgrounds, church, swimming pools, cruising schools at recess, kid's daycare, the delivery room...
I'm fixin to squeeze my fat pedocock inside your son's...bathroom. I'm just jerking it off behind a locked door. No worries. For now.
by MarlboroPozPig May 18, 2018
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