Paedoc 

A documentary about a paedophile, eg, “Jimmy Savile: A British Horror Story”, “Jeffrey Epstein: Filthy Rich”,“Prince Andrew: Banished”, “Rolf Harris: Hiding in Plain Sight”,

“What shall we watch on Netflix tonight? How about a Paedoc?”

Paedoc by hairygunt May 20, 2023

Paedo Sheen 

The moisture that appears on the brow of most kiddie fiddlers

Bob: are you positive that Barry touches kids.
Tom: For sure, there can be no doubt, look at the sweat on his brow, definite paedo Sheen

Paedo Sheen by Mrwicked77 May 9, 2020

pedocache

a gambling based lootcrate mechanism designed to target, and exploit children and vulnerable adults

coined by @21Kiloton

"Free DLC" is code for "pedocaches(crammed with microtransactions)"

pedocache by Artificial Deity September 17, 2018

pedocon 

A portmanteau of pedophile and conservative, used to refer to a member of the Republican party.

It's not just Roy Moore, Matt Gaetz, Dennis Hastert, Donald Trump, Mark Foley, Jim Jordan. All Republicans are pedocons, motivated primarily by the desire to molest children.

pedocon by Rockland against frumstons December 9, 2021

Urban Paedo

When middle aged men go on holiday to children's theme parks

Sean is 40 and went to Disney World for 2 weeks... What a perfect place to hide for an Urban Paedo

Urban Paedo by Real Samsons Lifters May 22, 2019

pedocon 

it's a theory about how the republican party is part of a secret cabal of pedophiles and Qanon is just a projection

Matt Gaetz once again proves the pedocon theory is right

pedocon by Donbig fan April 7, 2022

pedocock 

Pedocock...I have one in my hand right now. It refers to sexually offensive, predatory dickmeat.

Mine is with me everywhere I go: public restrooms, sports parks, playgrounds, church, swimming pools, cruising schools at recess, kid's daycare, the delivery room...

I'm fixin to squeeze my fat pedocock inside your son's...bathroom. I'm just jerking it off behind a locked door. No worries. For now.

pedocock by MarlboroPozPig May 18, 2018