Definitions by hairygunt
Paedoc
A documentary about a paedophile, eg, “Jimmy Savile: A British Horror Story”, “Jeffrey Epstein: Filthy Rich”,“Prince Andrew: Banished”, “Rolf Harris: Hiding in Plain Sight”,
dogshit roulette
one of the lovely activities of autumn/fall is to kick your way through piles of leaves on the pavement/sidewalk. only don't be surprised if you get a nasty surprise.
"he was hardcore, he played continuous dogshit roulette all the way down the long avenue that's very popular with walkers and their pets"
dogshit roulette by hairygunt October 12, 2011
clunge quota
1. Number of desirable women in a given situation.
2. Amount of fanny taken on by a man in a given time period.
2. Amount of fanny taken on by a man in a given time period.
1. Jeff to Bob: "Okay, so you've told me all about your new job, but you haven't mentioned THE most important thing... what's the office clunge quota?"
2. Ted received a lot of stick for exceeding his clunge quota for the year.
2. Ted received a lot of stick for exceeding his clunge quota for the year.
clunge quota by hairygunt September 27, 2010
exhaustacy
On a cold day, when you walk past the tail of a motor vehicle and a get a rush of warm exhaust fumes over your legs. Or in the winter when you're on a bike and you come up behind a bus or lorry.
It was a horrible ride to work, pissing down with hail, sleet and snow, but when I came up behind a bus at the traffic lights, I got a brief rush of exhaustacy.
exhaustacy by hairygunt July 26, 2010
Human fire blanket
When someone shows so much as a flicker of excitement about something, the human fire blanket will smother it with a negative comment about how it probably won't work/ he's never liked such and such, etc.
Son: "Dad, I've been thinking about this for a long time, and I've decided to change career and start a landscape gardening business."
Dad, aka Human fire blanket: "There are already too many people doing that."
Dad, aka Human fire blanket: "There are already too many people doing that."
Human fire blanket by hairygunt March 22, 2010