" It was weird, everyone was discussing the project for an hour or more except for him - he just sat there in silence. Everybody knew he was there, but nobody mentioned the irrelephant in the meeting room".
by hairygunt April 22, 2009
by hairygunt December 05, 2011
On a cold day, when you walk past the tail of a motor vehicle and a get a rush of warm exhaust fumes over your legs. Or in the winter when you're on a bike and you come up behind a bus or lorry.
It was a horrible ride to work, pissing down with hail, sleet and snow, but when I came up behind a bus at the traffic lights, I got a brief rush of exhaustacy.
by hairygunt July 26, 2010
"Been trying to work but can't help checking Facebook every couple of minutes... it's become a problem... I think I've got ADFB"
by hairygunt May 17, 2010
1. Number of desirable women in a given situation.
2. Amount of fanny taken on by a man in a given time period.
2. Amount of fanny taken on by a man in a given time period.
1. Jeff to Bob: "Okay, so you've told me all about your new job, but you haven't mentioned THE most important thing... what's the office clunge quota?"
2. Ted received a lot of stick for exceeding his clunge quota for the year.
2. Ted received a lot of stick for exceeding his clunge quota for the year.
by hairygunt September 27, 2010
A documentary about a paedophile, eg, “Jimmy Savile: A British Horror Story”, “Jeffrey Epstein: Filthy Rich”,“Prince Andrew: Banished”, “Rolf Harris: Hiding in Plain Sight”,
by hairygunt May 20, 2023
one of the lovely activities of autumn/fall is to kick your way through piles of leaves on the pavement/sidewalk. only don't be surprised if you get a nasty surprise.
"he was hardcore, he played continuous dogshit roulette all the way down the long avenue that's very popular with walkers and their pets"
by hairygunt October 12, 2011