hairygunt's definitions
by hairygunt December 5, 2011
Get the Jet Slagmug. " It was weird, everyone was discussing the project for an hour or more except for him - he just sat there in silence. Everybody knew he was there, but nobody mentioned the irrelephant in the meeting room".
by hairygunt April 22, 2009
Get the the irrelephant in the meeting roommug. 1. Number of desirable women in a given situation.
2. Amount of fanny taken on by a man in a given time period.
2. Amount of fanny taken on by a man in a given time period.
1. Jeff to Bob: "Okay, so you've told me all about your new job, but you haven't mentioned THE most important thing... what's the office clunge quota?"
2. Ted received a lot of stick for exceeding his clunge quota for the year.
2. Ted received a lot of stick for exceeding his clunge quota for the year.
by hairygunt September 27, 2010
Get the clunge quotamug. one of the lovely activities of autumn/fall is to kick your way through piles of leaves on the pavement/sidewalk. only don't be surprised if you get a nasty surprise.
"he was hardcore, he played continuous dogshit roulette all the way down the long avenue that's very popular with walkers and their pets"
by hairygunt October 12, 2011
Get the dogshit roulettemug. A documentary about a paedophile, eg, “Jimmy Savile: A British Horror Story”, “Jeffrey Epstein: Filthy Rich”,“Prince Andrew: Banished”, “Rolf Harris: Hiding in Plain Sight”,
by hairygunt May 20, 2023
Get the Paedocmug. When someone shows so much as a flicker of excitement about something, the human fire blanket will smother it with a negative comment about how it probably won't work/ he's never liked such and such, etc.
Son: "Dad, I've been thinking about this for a long time, and I've decided to change career and start a landscape gardening business."
Dad, aka Human fire blanket: "There are already too many people doing that."
Dad, aka Human fire blanket: "There are already too many people doing that."
by hairygunt March 22, 2010
Get the Human fire blanketmug. "Been trying to work but can't help checking Facebook every couple of minutes... it's become a problem... I think I've got ADFB"
by hairygunt May 17, 2010
Get the ADFBmug.