pedocon

A portmanteau of pedophile and conservative, used to refer to a member of the Republican party.

It's not just Roy Moore, Matt Gaetz, Dennis Hastert, Donald Trump, Mark Foley, Jim Jordan. All Republicans are pedocons, motivated primarily by the desire to molest children.

by Rockland against frumstons December 9, 2021

pedocon

it's a theory about how the republican party is part of a secret cabal of pedophiles and Qanon is just a projection

Matt Gaetz once again proves the pedocon theory is right

by Donbig fan April 7, 2022

pedocon

(n) A man who establishes a friendly relationship with a woman in the hope of getting an opportunity to establish a sexual relationship with her daughter.

(v) The act of establishing a friendly relationship with a woman in order to gain her confidence in letting you be alone with her daughter.

Sam: It seems like you have been spending a lot of time with that milf lately.

Ken: I'm just trying to pull a pedocon job. I'm hoping that it will lead to a chance to fuck her daughter.

by Slo Joe Jizz September 9, 2010

Pedocon

An ancient race of Transformers that likes younger Transformers. Often found transforming near school zones or apearing as a "sketch van".

Gene: "dude that van was totaly creep mode on that kia"..

Rob: "Dang bro, yea its totaly a pedocon".

by TXbredRJB April 18, 2012

Pedocon theory

The theory that political conservatives are inherently more prone to be pedophiles than other people on the political spectrum.

“Roy Moore is proof that pedocon theory is real.”

by IOnlySpeakTheTruth12345 January 6, 2024

pedeconference

Holding an important, impromptu meeting while walking somewhere, a device frequently used on dramatic TV shows such as The West Wing.

Steve and Mike held a pedeconference about global warming on their way to the press conference.

by hindley September 5, 2005

pedocock

Pedocock...I have one in my hand right now. It refers to sexually offensive, predatory dickmeat.

Mine is with me everywhere I go: public restrooms, sports parks, playgrounds, church, swimming pools, cruising schools at recess, kid's daycare, the delivery room...

I'm fixin to squeeze my fat pedocock inside your son's...bathroom. I'm just jerking it off behind a locked door. No worries. For now.

by MarlboroPozPig May 18, 2018