pedocon
It's not just Roy Moore, Matt Gaetz, Dennis Hastert, Donald Trump, Mark Foley, Jim Jordan. All Republicans are pedocons, motivated primarily by the desire to molest children.
pedocon by Rockland against frumstons December 9, 2021
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pedocon
it's a theory about how the republican party is part of a secret cabal of pedophiles and Qanon is just a projection
pedocon by Donbig fan April 7, 2022
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pedocon
(n) A man who establishes a friendly relationship with a woman in the hope of getting an opportunity to establish a sexual relationship with her daughter.
(v) The act of establishing a friendly relationship with a woman in order to gain her confidence in letting you be alone with her daughter.
(v) The act of establishing a friendly relationship with a woman in order to gain her confidence in letting you be alone with her daughter.
Sam: It seems like you have been spending a lot of time with that milf lately.
Ken: I'm just trying to pull a pedocon job. I'm hoping that it will lead to a chance to fuck her daughter.
Ken: I'm just trying to pull a pedocon job. I'm hoping that it will lead to a chance to fuck her daughter.
pedocon by Slo Joe Jizz September 9, 2010
Pedocon theory
The theory that political conservatives are inherently more prone to be pedophiles than other people on the political spectrum.
Pedocon theory by IOnlySpeakTheTruth12345 January 6, 2024
pedeconference
Holding an important, impromptu meeting while walking somewhere, a device frequently used on dramatic TV shows such as The West Wing.
pedeconference by hindley September 5, 2005
pedocock
Pedocock...I have one in my hand right now. It refers to sexually offensive, predatory dickmeat.
Mine is with me everywhere I go: public restrooms, sports parks, playgrounds, church, swimming pools, cruising schools at recess, kid's daycare, the delivery room...
Mine is with me everywhere I go: public restrooms, sports parks, playgrounds, church, swimming pools, cruising schools at recess, kid's daycare, the delivery room...
I'm fixin to squeeze my fat pedocock inside your son's...bathroom. I'm just jerking it off behind a locked door. No worries. For now.
pedocock by MarlboroPozPig May 18, 2018
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