pedocock

Pedocock...I have one in my hand right now. It refers to sexually offensive, predatory dickmeat.

Mine is with me everywhere I go: public restrooms, sports parks, playgrounds, church, swimming pools, cruising schools at recess, kid's daycare, the delivery room...

I'm fixin to squeeze my fat pedocock inside your son's...bathroom. I'm just jerking it off behind a locked door. No worries. For now.

pedocock by MarlboroPozPig May 18, 2018

pedocock

I'm fixin to squeeze my fat pedocock inside your son's...bathroom. I'm just jerking it off behind a locked door. No worries. For now.

pedocock by SexuallyOffensive May 18, 2018

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pedocock • Pedcock • Pedicock • Pedocookie • pedocrocker

Pedocookie

pedocookie: Pedocookies are used to lure children into white vans. similar to the candy trick but its better ;). They were taught to avoid white van, creepy man with candy combo! not white van, creepy man with pedocookie.

1. Timmy nibbled on his pedocookie happily as he was dragged into the van.

2. I offered Brittany a pedocookie while coaxing her foolish self into the van.

Pedocookie by sillymunky December 22, 2008

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pedocrocker

Described as a certain man or woman who cannot help themselves but to ask people if they want free candy.

" hey come over here we have free candy" No ! My mom told me not to listen to you pedocrockers!

pedocrocker by TyArkansas24 June 7, 2016

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Pedicock

An insult towards anyone who is being an 'asshole', relating them to a males reproductive organ, aka a mixture of "penus, dick, and cock." all slang terms towards the organ.

Deanna: My teachers don't care if i'm late.
Molly: Ours do!
Jess: I know, they're all pedicocks!

Pedicock by ifreakinglovebanging November 22, 2010

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Pedcock

Pedialyte cocktail, a signature drink concoction including either tequila/vodka, a splash of water/soda, and one pedialyte/electrolyte packet.

Hey man - can you make me a pedcock?

Nothing like waking up to a nice pedcock.

Pedcock by CNVG October 13, 2022

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

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