pedocock

Pedocock...I have one in my hand right now. It refers to sexually offensive, predatory dickmeat.

Mine is with me everywhere I go: public restrooms, sports parks, playgrounds, church, swimming pools, cruising schools at recess, kid's daycare, the delivery room...

I'm fixin to squeeze my fat pedocock inside your son's...bathroom. I'm just jerking it off behind a locked door. No worries. For now.

by MarlboroPozPig May 18, 2018

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pedocock

Pedocock...I have one in my hand right now. It refers to sexually offensive, predatory dickmeat.

Mine is with me everywhere I go: public restrooms, sports parks, playgrounds, church, swimming pools, cruising schools at recess, kid's daycare, the delivery room...

I'm fixin to squeeze my fat pedocock inside your son's...bathroom. I'm just jerking it off behind a locked door. No worries. For now.

by SexuallyOffensive May 18, 2018

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Pedocookie

pedocookie: Pedocookies are used to lure children into white vans. similar to the candy trick but its better ;). They were taught to avoid white van, creepy man with candy combo! not white van, creepy man with pedocookie.

1. Timmy nibbled on his pedocookie happily as he was dragged into the van.

2. I offered Brittany a pedocookie while coaxing her foolish self into the van.

by sillymunky December 22, 2008

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pedocrocker

Described as a certain man or woman who cannot help themselves but to ask people if they want free candy.

" hey come over here we have free candy" No ! My mom told me not to listen to you pedocrockers!

by TyArkansas24 June 7, 2016

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Pedicock

An insult towards anyone who is being an 'asshole', relating them to a males reproductive organ, aka a mixture of "penus, dick, and cock." all slang terms towards the organ.

Deanna: My teachers don't care if i'm late.
Molly: Ours do!
Jess: I know, they're all pedicocks!

by ifreakinglovebanging November 22, 2010

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