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Stat Padder
A player who looks at his stats and tries to make them better instead of trying to be a team player and doing what he needs to do for a win. Like in basketball, when a good rebounder is wide open in the paint and has the ball so he just tosses the ball at the rim for a few misses and rebounds it to make the stat sheet look better.
Stat Padder by Oggydyne October 3, 2019
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Padder
An iPad kid or a person who’s addicted to their phone. Probably also has a short attention span and talks in memes.
Padder by padder69420 November 16, 2021
Pink Padded Penis Wallet
Pink Padded Penis Wallet by MJGeezy August 27, 2009
friend padder
One who adds random people or 1-time aquaintances to their friends list on Facebook or Myspace in an attempt to look more popular than they really are.
John added his friend's brother's best friend whom he only met once on facebook. He's a friend padder.
Billy looked at a girl's license in her purse during a party, in an attempt to later add her on facebook. He's also a friend padder.
Billy looked at a girl's license in her purse during a party, in an attempt to later add her on facebook. He's also a friend padder.
friend padder by SjayRbnsn April 8, 2009
Padded
1: To be put in and made to wear diaper. Usually after an extended period of utilizing more age-appropriate, less protective undergarments. A source of major embarrassment, or fetish fuel, depending on the victim.
2: Describes ones waist while in a diapered state. Can also describe the affects of any bra or underwear used to accentuate ones assets in a similar, if less protective, manner.
2: Describes ones waist while in a diapered state. Can also describe the affects of any bra or underwear used to accentuate ones assets in a similar, if less protective, manner.
Guy 1: Hey, its that woman I met yesterday! She seemed oddly evasive when I tried to talk to her.
Guy 2: She's obviously embarrassed to be out in public. You would be to if you'd been padded.
The girl walked down the street as the townsfolk ogled her padded rear.
Guy 2: She's obviously embarrassed to be out in public. You would be to if you'd been padded.
The girl walked down the street as the townsfolk ogled her padded rear.
Padded by NoNamedFish August 26, 2009
Padded Bra
Also known as false advertising. It's a specially bought bra that is lined with cotton, air pockets, sand, water, or gel to make the boobs perk up and be natural looking. Common around teenaged girls.
Padded Bra by ShelteredAshley November 6, 2002
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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