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Pedodent
A president who is perceived to protect, excuse, associate with, or otherwise go easy on convicted or alleged pedophiles. The particular talent of pedodents is the tendency to appear in photographs - chatting, partying, hugging, kissing, or otherwise enjoying themselves - alongside people who either are, or will eventually be, convicted of pedophilia.
A: “Why the fuck is the president posing for a photo with a convicted pedophile?”
B: “You seriously don't know that he's a pedodent?”
A: “Why does every scandal involving a convicted pedophile eventually contain a photograph of the president?”
B: “It's called pedodent continuity. Every administration needs a consistent visual theme.”
A: “The president says he barely knew the guy.”
B: “Interesting. Because apparently he barely knew him at seventeen different charity dinners, three weddings, two yacht parties and the Christmas card.”
B: “You seriously don't know that he's a pedodent?”
A: “Why does every scandal involving a convicted pedophile eventually contain a photograph of the president?”
B: “It's called pedodent continuity. Every administration needs a consistent visual theme.”
A: “The president says he barely knew the guy.”
B: “Interesting. Because apparently he barely knew him at seventeen different charity dinners, three weddings, two yacht parties and the Christmas card.”
Pedodent by Unequal balls Johnson August 24, 2026
Related Words
Pedodestrian
Abbreviated form of the two words pedophile pedestrian and may appear as a noun, verb, adverb, adjective and conjunction in common sentences.
"Dennis Ferguson was a pedodestrian"
Pedodestrian by Wassup Bitch November 22, 2014
pedodendronecrozoofilia
When you get take 2 branches put them in asses of both male dead birds and force them to fuck each other
pedodendronecrozoofilia by Hcgvgvkkbfxybk April 18, 2017
pedodestrainfial
look at that dirty pedodestrainfial cheeking out that five year old on the other side of the road. what a sicko
pedodestrainfial by Ummmm_yeaaaa May 11, 2009
Pedodensity
Pedodensity by AVERAGE guy from the countrysi February 20, 2024
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