Padder
An iPad kid or a person who’s addicted to their phone. Probably also has a short attention span and talks in memes.
Padder by padder69420 November 16, 2021
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padder mckeown
The big man himself, owns stillorgan and everyone in it. With his recently bought blue jeans, padder "big dick tony" mckeown will mess you up square feckin go like. ) Paddy is the soundest lad on the planet, with his broters stolen superdry jumper brian sets out on his quest to find the spiciest meme,is a pro soldier in overwatch, religion is call of duty marcarrvil warfare. sexually identifies as a toaster, will no joke smash a baby over his knee for popcorn and the happiest day of his life is when all gingers die and he can see dead people. Dragon ball legend inventor of the trunk trap and is allergic to tickles.
"Yo dude there goes padder mckeown!" "Dude stfu u realise where we are!?" "What?" "Were in stillorgan you dopey prick he could bang seven victoria secret models while beating you at rock paper scissors cause he knows ur every fuckin move, do u even realise how much he got in his maths test!??!
padder mckeown by Doesnt have a definition May 10, 2017
Related Words
Padders • padder mckeown • padderatz • Padderz • Stat Padder • app-padder • bid padder • friend padder • post padder • pander
Stat Padder
A player who looks at his stats and tries to make them better instead of trying to be a team player and doing what he needs to do for a win. Like in basketball, when a good rebounder is wide open in the paint and has the ball so he just tosses the ball at the rim for a few misses and rebounds it to make the stat sheet look better.
Stat Padder by Oggydyne October 3, 2019
friend padder
One who adds random people or 1-time aquaintances to their friends list on Facebook or Myspace in an attempt to look more popular than they really are.
John added his friend's brother's best friend whom he only met once on facebook. He's a friend padder.
Billy looked at a girl's license in her purse during a party, in an attempt to later add her on facebook. He's also a friend padder.
Billy looked at a girl's license in her purse during a party, in an attempt to later add her on facebook. He's also a friend padder.
friend padder by SjayRbnsn April 8, 2009
bid padder
Using eBay or any other similar website, is when i person puts a item up for auction and want to get the highest possible price so uses a friend to place bids and up the overall sale price.
Greg: Hey, will you bid padder my Sony bravia on eBay, i want at least $600 for it, but im im only at $275
Tony: Yes sure,
Tony: Yes sure,
bid padder by Ben & Jerrys May 9, 2009
app-padder
"College application padder"
Club/extra-curricular activity leaders who only hold the position because it looks good on their college applications.
Club/extra-curricular activity leaders who only hold the position because it looks good on their college applications.
John is a total app-padder. He's the president of the environmental club, but they never do anything!
app-padder by canUdigit January 27, 2008
post padder
Individuals on message boards who contribute nothing more than an emoticon or a single word answer, occuppy valuable space that should be dedicated to more important matters.
post padder by JB December 26, 2003
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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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