padden

1. a total shithead/spastic, "that guy's a padden"
2. to undertake an act of stupidity, "oops, he did a padden"
3. loosely used as a substitute for most derogatory comments, "what a fucking padden", "stop being a dick you total padden"
4. can be used to define anything stupid or negative in any circumstance, "that damn bird is as fat as a fucking padden"

"i have been working the last 7 hours on a business coursework and i have now got about 40 pages (A level work) and im extremely bored! And what i found out is that u fucking lucky buggers in america do this sort of stuff in university!!!! Im 16 and im doing work that an university student in america does. Now im extremely interested on what work you do in america? Even though i pretty much americans are gay with no inteligence what so ever, and have an arse the size of 2 chairs (im surprised you can get up and off your seats in Macy Ds) which means when you fall over it takes an hour to get up because your legs cant hit the floor. Oooooo OOOoooo here is another one When you become thin again you go on about how hard it was to drop the weight and really all you have done is get lypo lol!!! probably from the hoover lol! Oh and another one is that i see most of you guys cant spell in america, for some reason i always see you spell no as now, noe, or know, like your some sort of retard or infant! Oh and someone tell me why u call each other "dawg" or "nigger" cmon all the words you use to greet each other is an insult made by white people to degrade blacks and now you are using it to sound cool! lol how fucking ignorent and unjust can u get!"

Padden (2004)"So bored so very bored", Ubersite, http://www2.ubersite.com/m/23718

by Michael Padden December 13, 2008

Padden

A slavic immigrant who stepped upon this country to destroy its inhabitants.

Often referred to at as dumbnigga.

Ay PJ, look at that padden, his probably from Latvia or sum baltic ass country.

by RoveMus August 27, 2019

padden fucked

when someone is that drunk they almost die!

dude1: y is he on the floor sick talking about christmas day?
dude2: lad hes padden fucked, tit

by analbead1 February 2, 2010

Stat Padder

A player who looks at his stats and tries to make them better instead of trying to be a team player and doing what he needs to do for a win. Like in basketball, when a good rebounder is wide open in the paint and has the ball so he just tosses the ball at the rim for a few misses and rebounds it to make the stat sheet look better.

I hate Westbrook he a stat padder.

by Oggydyne October 3, 2019

resume padding

A requirement to obtain admission to most top universities at both the undergraduate and graduate level. Involves spinning remedial job responsibilities as key managerial roles, single-day volunteer experiences as transformational accomplishments, and web sites created in 10 hours or less as ingenious entrepreneurial ventures. Known to induce gag reflexes amongst millenials, and hard-ons amongst baby boomers.

Percy Buckington graduated with a 2.5 GPA and had never actually worked a day in his life. But with proper resume padding, he was able to convince the committee that his trip to the most luxurious resort in Nigeria was a major humanitarian venture, and he had the web site to prove it. He was thus able to gain acceptance to almost every top MBA program.

by Cheice December 9, 2011

Shoulder Padding

When two friends gently rest their cocks(2) and balls(4) upon the shoulder of a roommate's girlfriend. She must gaze foward at all times as for it not to be constituted as cheating.

I am appalled that Mike and Mike were "Shoulder Padding" Amber last night, exclaimed Marc.

Yeah man, talk about a low blow on her part.

by Kaaron Rodgers January 22, 2011

Padder

An iPad kid or a person who’s addicted to their phone. Probably also has a short attention span and talks in memes.

Yo that kid’s such a padder!

by padder69420 November 16, 2021