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Strange Boy, likes to tell sick jokes. possibly gay due to his unnatural attraction to boys general private areas.
padders is a strange boy
Padders by Rudeboiii May 1, 2005
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An extremely rare, some say unique form of Ursus Peruvius. Its natural habitat being that of an encrusted unmade bed, surrounded by a stench unmistakable his own. Sightings are rare, but it is believed that there exists only a single compatible mating partner in the wild; the short, evidently deformed creature, know as the Clag.
(claggers): Padders
(padders): Claggers
(claggers): Padders
(padders): Claggers
(claggers): Padders
(padders): Claggers

(claggers): Thankyaaaaaah

repeat ad nauseum...
Padders by Padders December 3, 2003

Stat Padder 

A player who looks at his stats and tries to make them better instead of trying to be a team player and doing what he needs to do for a win. Like in basketball, when a good rebounder is wide open in the paint and has the ball so he just tosses the ball at the rim for a few misses and rebounds it to make the stat sheet look better.
I hate Westbrook he a stat padder.
Stat Padder by Oggydyne October 3, 2019
An iPad kid or a person who’s addicted to their phone. Probably also has a short attention span and talks in memes.
Yo that kid’s such a padder!
Padder by padder69420 November 16, 2021

friend padder 

One who adds random people or 1-time aquaintances to their friends list on Facebook or Myspace in an attempt to look more popular than they really are.
John added his friend's brother's best friend whom he only met once on facebook. He's a friend padder.

Billy looked at a girl's license in her purse during a party, in an attempt to later add her on facebook. He's also a friend padder.
friend padder by SjayRbnsn April 8, 2009

pandersnatch 

a stank hoe who hangs out at the Laundry mat and blows homeless midgets for three fifty
your mothers a pandersnatch
pandersnatch by cracker July 20, 2003
Full time purveyor of filth and frivolities. Also a model.
Let's tweet Pedders and see if we can get a favourite!
Pedders by Bangerrz September 22, 2013
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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