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Spaff Portion

A larger than normal portion of food - usually including chorizo and/or bacon.

Used heavily by Jamie Spafford and other YouTube Stars of SORTEDFOOD
“That’s a lot of food... she/he seems to be going for Spaff portions
a porno marathon,watching porn for many hours straight.
man i did a pornathon last night and i swear i knocked out ten batches in 6 hours.
pornathon by sunspun May 23, 2004

Pankration

One of the most bad ass Martial arts in the world, It comes from Ancient Greece where it was used mostly on the battlefield when the soldiers could not use their weapons.

It was also an Olympic sport in which fighters would rather die then surrender, it was so brutal that eventually Eye gouging and biting had to be taken out.

During which Sparta boycotted the Olympics.

Unfortunately, not many people today know what it is.
"Dude don't mess with that guy he knows how to box!"

"Is that all? Dude I know Pankration."

"What the hell is that?"

*Proceeds to beat the shit out of guy*

"Woah, dude that's awesome."
Pankration by CharlesBronson February 23, 2013

potcation 

Someone who travels to an area that legalized marijuana as a vacation for the sole purpose of partaking in the consumption of marijuana legally.
My friends and I are taking a potcation over Christmas to Denverr.
potcation by TriBalls December 23, 2016

pornotional items 

Using imprinted sex toys and sexual gag gifts to promote a business or service.
The Sex Therapist gave her clients pornotional items so they would remember her.

Poulation 

The feeling of joy one gets with the thought of eating chicken.
Whenever we drive by that KFC, all I feel is poulation.
Poulation by Tehmtnlion January 25, 2009