Pondration 

"Pondration" is a whimsical term coined to describe the earnest act of pondering or contemplating with depth and intensity. It implies a thoughtful engagement of the mind, often involving deep reflection, introspection, or consideration of profound ideas. In the realm of playful language, "pondration" captures the essence of serious thought blended with a touch of light-heartedness.

"Caught in a moment of profound pondration, I couldn't help but contemplate the mysteries of the universe while sipping on my coffee."

Pondration by The Pondrationer November 16, 2023

Pondercation Point

The pondercation point is a punctuation mark that fills a critical need in written communication. In spoken word, inflection and tone are used to indicate inquisitive statements. In the written word, however, there is no official punctuation mark to delineate a statement intended as a question (e.g. "I wonder if beverages will be provided.")

With an increasing amount of communication being conducted in written word (e-mail, chat rooms, instant messaging) the need for greater clarity in punctuation drove research grammarians at the "Toughest Guys in the World" think tank in Provo, Utah, to develop a new punctuation symbol using existing punctuation available on a typical Western keyboard.

The pondercation point is represented by the combination of the ~ (tilde) and the ` (apostrophe), and is used at the end of inquisitive statements that require an answer from the recipient. Therefore instead of saying, "I wonder if you are lying to me, asshole?" intent is better indicated with the pondercation point: "I wonder if you are lying to me, asshole~`"

The pondercation point in use:

* Perhaps that happened because you tried to retread my monkey~`
* I wonder if your problem is that their reaction is fueled by the blood of Christ~`
* I thought you were going to kiss my black ass~`

Pondercation Point by Governor Diamond & The ToastMaster Flash August 6, 2006

Pankration

One of the most bad ass Martial arts in the world, It comes from Ancient Greece where it was used mostly on the battlefield when the soldiers could not use their weapons.

It was also an Olympic sport in which fighters would rather die then surrender, it was so brutal that eventually Eye gouging and biting had to be taken out.

During which Sparta boycotted the Olympics.

Unfortunately, not many people today know what it is.

"Dude don't mess with that guy he knows how to box!"

"Is that all? Dude I know Pankration."

"What the hell is that?"

*Proceeds to beat the shit out of guy*

"Woah, dude that's awesome."

Pankration by CharlesBronson February 23, 2013

Pondercation Point

The pondercation point is a punctuation mark that fills a critical need in written communication. In spoken word, inflection and tone are used to indicate inquisitive statements. In the written word, however, there is no official punctuation mark to delineate a statement intended as a question (e.g. "I wonder if beverages will be provided.")

With an increasing amount of communication being conducted in written word (e-mail, chat rooms, instant messaging) the need for greater clarity in punctuation drove research grammarians at the "Toughest Guys in the World" think tank in Provo, Utah, to develop a new punctuation symbol using existing punctuation available on a typical Western keyboard.

The pondercation point is represented by the combination of the ~ (tilde) and the ` (apostrophe), and is used at the end of inquisitive statements that require an answer from the recipient. Therefore instead of saying, "I wonder if you are lying to me, asshole?" intent is better indicated with the pondercation point: "I wonder if you are lying to me, asshole~`"

The pondercation point in use:

* Perhaps that happened because you tried to retread my monkey~`
* I wonder if your problem is that their reaction is fueled by the blood of Christ~`
* I thought you were going to kiss my black ass~`

Pondercation Point by Governor Diamond & The ToastMaster Flash September 11, 2008

Peneration 

Verb: The action of sticking one's pinky finger in person's sphincter.

"Dude I did the 'Shocker' to her!"
"Was it weird?"
"Kinda, it was the peneration that was weird, sweet none the less"

Peneration by PIC: The Shocker April 20, 2010

PONRATION 

After beating your dick for a while you hit this wall where you can't stop, this is referred to as ponration ( Point Of No Return)

My parents left me home alone for the night and after spanking my monkey for awhile I hit ponration.

PONRATION by TheOneAndOnlyDickCheese February 12, 2017

pankration

An ancient greek martial art which has been modernized by Matt Hume, as a form of full contact fighting. (MMA) Ex: UFC, Pride FC, King of the Cage. Legalities are knees, elbows, chokes, jointlocks, and punches to the face.

"Dude, that guys CRAAAAAAZZZZY. He must pankration"

pankration by Wolly April 6, 2004