A larger than normal portion of food - usually including chorizo and/or bacon.
Used heavily by Jamie Spafford and other YouTube Stars of SORTEDFOOD
“That’s a lot of food... she/he seems to be going for Spaff portions”
An unsettlingly fast and ruthless witty shutdown, either physical or verbal.
Originated and used by British YouTube Star/Celebrity Chef James Currie & fellow members of SORTEDfood.
“How good are you at martial arts? If I came at you....”
*Immediately tackled to ground*
"Oh, mate, why are you rubbing your hand?"
"He absolutely Currie-d me with an arm twist and dropped me to the floor!"
To insert a subtly brilliant quip into a conversation whilst flexing your geekery and intellect. Simultaneously outing oneself as dork.
“I think it’s a really fascinating story of how the Easter Bunny came to be”
“Oh no! Why did I say anything? Why! He’s doing an Ebbers!”
“Rabbits don’t lay eggs- wouldn’t it make more sense to be an Easter... Lizard?”
When things start to go more & more awry from their original calm state - usually in a kitchen. Resulting in a bit of rushing and a lot of clean up, and possible yelling at kitchen appliances.
Originally based on and used by British Youtube Star Mike Huttlestone & fellow members of SORTEDFood
“Oh no...I’m freaking out”
“It’s getting breezy in here... I feel a Huttlestorm coming”
A Normal with an interest in showy kitchen utensils and/or ingredients,which may or may not be useless.
A lover of exquisite things; fashion, jewelry, and keeping hobs on.
All item of pretentious nature are placed inside the ‘Rose Gold Pinterest Princess Palace’ by the Normal when not living in a country cottage with a cheffy best friend.
Originated and used by British YouTube Star Barry Taylor & fellow members of SORTEDfood.
MIKE: “Here is your $30 mini salt grater”
BEN: “I was looking for one of these for wasabi the other day”
MIKE: “Have it. Cos Barry’s already got one. No lie”
Ahh- the return of Pretentious Barry
A sliming world supervisor & commentator.
Someone who keeps both chefs and normals in line with quick witted, sassy, humbling remarks. She is in charge of stitching you up and putting you in your place.
“Behind every great man there is a woman rolling her eyes.” If you cross her or forget to phone her back after a night of rooftop cocktails & sushi she will let you and everyone else know about it.
Originated and used by British YouTube Star Mike Huttlestorm & fellow members of SORTEDfood.
JANICE: “I know what you’re thinking, yes he’s cute - but the reality is, he’ll take you out for sushi & rooftop cocktails, but will he call you back, no!”
MIKE: “Come on James, don’t be a tease”
JANICE: “Fat chance of that happening Mike. Barry, Ben, Mike and The Love Rat - keep working.”
JAMES: “I wonder if there’s any almond around? Is there? I can’t ask you can I.”
Janice: “James and I still aren’t talking.”
MIKE: “Ooh Sassy Janice is in!”
An extra bit of an ingredient used for a recipe or a botched first attempt at said recipe consumed during the making of a meal.
Usually a bit of meat left over or made extra to snack on whilst cooking.
Used heavily & created by British YouTube star Jamie Spafford and other members of SORTEDFOOD.
1.)“I made some snacking bacon while I wait for my eggs to cook”
2.)“The first pancake always turns out to be rubbish- we can’t serve that”
“This pancake is now Snacking food!”