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Pankration

One of the most bad ass Martial arts in the world, It comes from Ancient Greece where it was used mostly on the battlefield when the soldiers could not use their weapons.

It was also an Olympic sport in which fighters would rather die then surrender, it was so brutal that eventually Eye gouging and biting had to be taken out.

During which Sparta boycotted the Olympics.

Unfortunately, not many people today know what it is.
"Dude don't mess with that guy he knows how to box!"

"Is that all? Dude I know Pankration."

"What the hell is that?"

*Proceeds to beat the shit out of guy*

"Woah, dude that's awesome."
Pankration by CharlesBronson February 23, 2013
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pankration

An ancient greek martial art which has been modernized by Matt Hume, as a form of full contact fighting. (MMA) Ex: UFC, Pride FC, King of the Cage. Legalities are knees, elbows, chokes, jointlocks, and punches to the face.
"Dude, that guys CRAAAAAAZZZZY. He must pankration"
pankration by Wolly April 6, 2004

pankration

an ancient Greek martial art, depicted on murals and pottery, that appears to be a mix of Greco-Roman wrestling, American kickboxing, and western boxing;the precursor to mixed martial arts
pankration by Anonymous October 17, 2003

Peneration 

Verb: The action of sticking one's pinky finger in person's sphincter.
"Dude I did the 'Shocker' to her!"
"Was it weird?"
"Kinda, it was the peneration that was weird, sweet none the less"
Peneration by PIC: The Shocker April 20, 2010

PONRATION 

After beating your dick for a while you hit this wall where you can't stop, this is referred to as ponration ( Point Of No Return)
My parents left me home alone for the night and after spanking my monkey for awhile I hit ponration.
PONRATION by TheOneAndOnlyDickCheese February 12, 2017

Pentration 

The highest level of value of a mathematical expression (without an "e") stated as the stacking of exponents upon an integer (whole number) once exponitation then again terapotation and a third level pentration.
Ten raised to the power of 10 to the 27th is only a small part of a pentration.
Pentration by Greektome June 9, 2018

punkuation

The act of not giving a f(*& about your periods and commas and such
It wasn't so much punctuation, as punkuation; there were no definitive stops or pauses so much as hyphenated gaps where a speaker might breathe.
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