pearlman

a person who has no penis that has a MILF
you are a pearlman
by bob May 09, 2003
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lou pearlman

1.ASS who STEALS money from CHILDREN.
2.Fat Bastard
3.Cheese-doodle-loving, pastery-eating, money-stealing fat ass.
"Lou Pearlman stole everything he has from everyone that worked with him."
by Kerri September 07, 2003
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lou pearlman

1. p.n. Money grubbing, terrible business man. Bears slight resemblance to Jabba the Hut.
by Rachel September 07, 2003
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lou pearlman

gross fatass, 90 chin havin' loser who's so fat he sweats butter. Use to make nsync take kitty porn pictures. and i heard hit nick carter from the back a few times. nasty old fart who steals childrens mney, candy, and come to think of it anything else remotley edible.
nsync's jc chasez- i want to beat the shit out of lou pearlmans obese ass!
nsync's justin timberlake i wanna kill that mo'fo!
nsync's chris kirkpatrick- no need for the violence kids, he'll be gettin a heartattack in about 2.4 seconds.
by mandy August 06, 2004
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Rhea Pearlman

When a males anus explodes onto a willing participants chest and neck which then is followed with splattering of ejaculate around the neck.
Before I was to give my girlfriend a Rhea Pearlman I made sure I ate a lot of Taco Bell!
by Dany Devito October 06, 2014
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lou pearlman

WOW! Lou is the coolest, with those glasses and 6 chins. He knows his music, considering O-Town is the best in the biz. He is the boy-band legend. He is everyone's liquid dream.
"O-Town was the instant band founded by boy-band genius LOUS PEARLMAN!"
by deet January 10, 2004
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Diahrrea Pearlman

When during the act of coitus, one rocks on some seriously heinous, turboblastular doo doo spray all up in their partner's domepiece. The noxious, miasmatic remains could be categorized as poo swampular.
It just seemed so appropriate... action was called for and I pulled a Diahrrea Pearlman right then and there, unloading my corrupt, fetid ass piss directly into her mouth.
by Larry Schonsleberry III April 20, 2004
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