Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

lou pearlman 

1.ASS who STEALS money from CHILDREN.
2.Fat Bastard
3.Cheese-doodle-loving, pastery-eating, money-stealing fat ass.
"Lou Pearlman stole everything he has from everyone that worked with him."
lou pearlman by Kerri September 6, 2003

lou pearlman 

1. p.n. Money grubbing, terrible business man. Bears slight resemblance to Jabba the Hut.
Lou Pearlman molests little boys.
lou pearlman by Rachel September 6, 2003

lou pearlman 

gross fatass, 90 chin havin' loser who's so fat he sweats butter. Use to make nsync take kitty porn pictures. and i heard hit nick carter from the back a few times. nasty old fart who steals childrens mney, candy, and come to think of it anything else remotley edible.
nsync's jc chasez- i want to beat the shit out of lou pearlmans obese ass!
nsync's justin timberlake i wanna kill that mo'fo!
nsync's chris kirkpatrick- no need for the violence kids, he'll be gettin a heartattack in about 2.4 seconds.
lou pearlman by mandy August 5, 2004

Rhea Pearlman

When a males anus explodes onto a willing participants chest and neck which then is followed with splattering of ejaculate around the neck.
Before I was to give my girlfriend a Rhea Pearlman I made sure I ate a lot of Taco Bell!
Rhea Pearlman by Dany Devito October 8, 2014

lou pearlman 

WOW! Lou is the coolest, with those glasses and 6 chins. He knows his music, considering O-Town is the best in the biz. He is the boy-band legend. He is everyone's liquid dream.
"O-Town was the instant band founded by boy-band genius LOUS PEARLMAN!"
lou pearlman by deet January 10, 2004

Diahrrea Pearlman 

When during the act of coitus, one rocks on some seriously heinous, turboblastular doo doo spray all up in their partner's domepiece. The noxious, miasmatic remains could be categorized as poo swampular.
It just seemed so appropriate... action was called for and I pulled a Diahrrea Pearlman right then and there, unloading my corrupt, fetid ass piss directly into her mouth.
More from Urban Dictionary

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Load more