Pearlian 

A belief system.

One who accepts Physical Evidence And Reasoned Logic, (P.E.A.R.L). By default, the individual is not religious and has no faith. However, they have set up a belief system exclusively based on the principal of P.E.A.R.L: The belief follows the evidence, not the other way around.

Most Pearlians are generalized of having the following principals derived from P.E.A.R.L:

1. Evolution is not theory by colloquial means of the word theory. Evolution is both a theory and a fact, but a theory in the highest order of scientific proof.

2. God is not a personal god. God however, is any one thing and/or more than one thing that created the known universe. Be it a foreign civilization, or the big bang. By this definition, god may not exist at all.

3. If evidence exists the Pearlians will follow no matter where the evidence leads.

Ex.1:
person 1: Your an Atheist, so you have no beliefs? Like you don't believe anything?

person 2: No, I'm a Pearlian. I don't believe in a deity, I'm an Atheist, but I do have beliefs.

Ex.2:
person 1: Do you believe in unicorns?

person 2: I'm a Pearlian. Therefore unless there's evidence, no.

Pearlian by Ondomeder October 21, 2009

lou pearlman 

1.ASS who STEALS money from CHILDREN.
2.Fat Bastard
3.Cheese-doodle-loving, pastery-eating, money-stealing fat ass.

"Lou Pearlman stole everything he has from everyone that worked with him."

lou pearlman by Kerri September 6, 2003

Pearling

a sexual act in which one grabs another person’s scrotum from behind and pulls aggressively towards the rectum. the act resembles pulling a pearl from an oyster shell, hence the name. for an extra pearling surprise, twist the scrotum before pulling it backwards.

bro 1: “bro my girl was pearling me so hard last night, i still can’t feel my balls”
bro 2: “that’s so hot, i wish my girl would pearl me”

boyfriend: “can you pearl me tonight please”
girlfriend: “no your balls are always sweaty, i can’t get a good grip”
boyfriend: “then just twist before you pull, it feels even better”

Pearling by pearling king September 4, 2023

Pearland 

A city in Texas near Houston.

It use to have a bunch of pear trees, which were totally eradicated by the unfortunate mishap of the great Galveston Hurricane of whatever that date was.

But don't take my word for it.

Often called Land of the Pears.

Contrary to popular beliefe, Pearland is not gangkster.

PEARLAND has great shopping.

I live in PEARLAND.

There was only one entry for the definition of PEARLAND in urbandictionary.com, so I added one.

Pearland by Genine June 21, 2008

pearlin blunts 

Pearl means to roll a blunt extremely well & tight

Sydney & Rachel were pearlin blunts.

pearlin blunts by Kimber Ann November 2, 2013

Pearlin 

An uncommon name but a name given to those who have remarkable beauty. This person is all you could want in a girl and more! Eyes that draw you in, hair that flows endlessly, a smile that makes even the blind cry of joy. This girl will NEVER backstab you and is one of the most trustworthy people known. Knows have to complete work without distractions but also know how to and a fun and good time. Little is know about why she is so perfect but she just is. Extremely kind and loving and if you ever meet a Pearlin, make sure to complement her.

Person: OMG that girl is unbelievably perfect! Not just on looks but personality too. Come quick, we have to say hi before she leaves because we might not see another Pearlin again!

Pearlin by ZebrasAndCats June 20, 2016

lou pearlman 

1. p.n. Money grubbing, terrible business man. Bears slight resemblance to Jabba the Hut.

Lou Pearlman molests little boys.

lou pearlman by Rachel September 6, 2003