pearlman 

a person who has no penis that has a MILF

you are a pearlman

pearlman by bob May 9, 2003

lou pearlman 

1.ASS who STEALS money from CHILDREN.
2.Fat Bastard
3.Cheese-doodle-loving, pastery-eating, money-stealing fat ass.

"Lou Pearlman stole everything he has from everyone that worked with him."

lou pearlman by Kerri September 6, 2003

lou pearlman 

1. p.n. Money grubbing, terrible business man. Bears slight resemblance to Jabba the Hut.

Lou Pearlman molests little boys.

lou pearlman by Rachel September 6, 2003

lou pearlman 

gross fatass, 90 chin havin' loser who's so fat he sweats butter. Use to make nsync take kitty porn pictures. and i heard hit nick carter from the back a few times. nasty old fart who steals childrens mney, candy, and come to think of it anything else remotley edible.

nsync's jc chasez- i want to beat the shit out of lou pearlmans obese ass!
nsync's justin timberlake i wanna kill that mo'fo!
nsync's chris kirkpatrick- no need for the violence kids, he'll be gettin a heartattack in about 2.4 seconds.

lou pearlman by mandy August 5, 2004

Rhea Pearlman

When a males anus explodes onto a willing participants chest and neck which then is followed with splattering of ejaculate around the neck.

Before I was to give my girlfriend a Rhea Pearlman I made sure I ate a lot of Taco Bell!

Rhea Pearlman by Dany Devito October 8, 2014

lou pearlman 

WOW! Lou is the coolest, with those glasses and 6 chins. He knows his music, considering O-Town is the best in the biz. He is the boy-band legend. He is everyone's liquid dream.

"O-Town was the instant band founded by boy-band genius LOUS PEARLMAN!"

lou pearlman by deet January 10, 2004

Diahrrea Pearlman 

When during the act of coitus, one rocks on some seriously heinous, turboblastular doo doo spray all up in their partner's domepiece. The noxious, miasmatic remains could be categorized as poo swampular.

It just seemed so appropriate... action was called for and I pulled a Diahrrea Pearlman right then and there, unloading my corrupt, fetid ass piss directly into her mouth.

Diahrrea Pearlman by Larry Schonsleberry III April 19, 2004