Rachel's definitions

Gerg

One of great cynicism and wisdom

Gerg's prophecies:
1. People Shit Me
3. Just Leave Me The Fuck Alone
4. Bring back Hunters
5. The Truth Hurts

by Rachel February 22, 2003

FBI

Federal Bureau of Investigation.

I'm From the FBI,Drop your Gun!

by Rachel March 8, 2004

methandmyfriends

code name for methamphetamine

"Hey Joe, why don't you bring some methandmyfriends over tonight around eight?" Larry shouted across the basketball court to Joe as he passed.

by Rachel February 25, 2005

cat party

An event occuring when you bring all the cats into the bedroom and place them on the bed. This can be performed one cat at a time or en masse. Upon completion of said task, the challenge is to say: "Hey, it's a cat party!" before the kitties flee from the room.

Get the 'Pounce', it's a cat party.

by Rachel June 21, 2004

wemo

adj. Describes a person who tries to be emo but fails, or in other words, wannabe emo. Most wemo people listen to Good Charlotte and Simple Plan while taking pictures of their secretly happy selves in toques and unconvincabley sad expressions. A lot of wemo people DON'T know how to put on eyeliner and many of them sport buzzcuts. Tsk tsk.

"My life sucks. I have a wide circle of friends, a loving family, and roof over my head."

by Rachel May 13, 2005

Red Hot Chili Peppers

A very great band, who have had some member changes but all have been amazing musicians. The mixed funk with punk, and threw a little bit of rap in too. They've had many hit songs, and several successful albums.

Red Hot Chili Peppers were around before Faith No More, dumbass.

by Rachel April 24, 2005

Timmybear

A common white male, clearly resembling a teddy bear. Good for cuddling.

Aww look at them cuddling! She's got herself a timmybear!

by Rachel July 26, 2004