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Plandle
A mix between the words "plastic" and "handle". Absolutely disgusting alcoholic beverage choice. Nobody wants to drink a PLANDLE unless it is the very last option; usually purchased when on a very tight budget.
"Hey! Wanna get drunk tonight?"
"Sure! But I am ballin on a budget."
"No worries. We can just get a Plandle!! *gag*
"Sure! But I am ballin on a budget."
"No worries. We can just get a Plandle!! *gag*
Plandle by Kristiebbb July 13, 2016
Related Words
P-Land • pen island • plandemic • plandom • Plandowski • Plandid • Plandle • Plandemitard • plandemonium • plander
Plandipitous
a planned, seemingly coincidental occurrence, often as a result of covert faccebook/physical stalking.
noun: plandipity
noun: plandipity
Jess: Oh Rob, fancy bumping into you here of all places, what are the chances.
Rob: Indeed, how plandipitous!
Rob: Indeed, how plandipitous!
Plandipitous by RobHimself December 9, 2012
Carl Plandog
A ROBLOX developer, known for making Destination: Benford. His main interests are trainspotting, photography, and football. He still has a bad past for exploiting stuff, but has since stopped.
Carl Plandog by Carl Plandog November 30, 2020
Plandom
Situation where an individual claims an act as being random, when in reality the outcome has deliberately been modified to produce controlled results.
(Settlers of Catan game)
Player #1: So are we gonna set up this board randomly?
Player #2: Ya of course, just make sure there's a six on brick, i never get enough of that stuff.
Player #1: Dude what is this? plandom??
Player #1: So are we gonna set up this board randomly?
Player #2: Ya of course, just make sure there's a six on brick, i never get enough of that stuff.
Player #1: Dude what is this? plandom??
Plandom by legitgranite August 22, 2011
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Pee Calculus
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