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Plandid
A plandid is a photograph of a person that is taken to look candid, but has been planned. This means the picture is meant to look like it was taken unbeknownst to the person in it. Any girl who is an "instagram model " will have dozens of these. Examples include hikers walking into the distance, a group of girls all fake laughing at a non-existent joke, etc.
Did you see Tracy's new profile pic where she is looking off into the distance? Definitely a plandid.
Plandid by orangedizzle December 23, 2014
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Plandipitous
a planned, seemingly coincidental occurrence, often as a result of covert faccebook/physical stalking.
noun: plandipity
noun: plandipity
Jess: Oh Rob, fancy bumping into you here of all places, what are the chances.
Rob: Indeed, how plandipitous!
Rob: Indeed, how plandipitous!
Plandipitous by RobHimself December 9, 2012
plannident
plan-ni-dent (plan ni duhnt) n.
1. a scheme or method of acting, proceeding, etc., developed in advance an undesirable or unfortunate happening that occurs intentionally while appearing unintentional and usually results in injury,damage, or loss.
1670-80; < F: ground, plan, groundwork, scheme, + -cidere, comb. form of cadere to fall
1. a scheme or method of acting, proceeding, etc., developed in advance an undesirable or unfortunate happening that occurs intentionally while appearing unintentional and usually results in injury,damage, or loss.
1670-80; < F: ground, plan, groundwork, scheme, + -cidere, comb. form of cadere to fall
Wanting to get easy money he walked onto the store's slippery floor and had a plannident that resulted in a fall. The store eagerly and quickly settled for several thousand dollars out of court.
plannident by Noland L. Talley, II February 28, 2008
Pandidiot
A moron who believes everything the Government tells them about any "pandemic". Especially, false pandemics that mislead the public concerning the severity of the outcomes, even though actual pandemics go ignored by those same governments, because the government cannot "power grab" or exert control over their governed in these pandemics as easily as they did during the COVID-19 outbreak
Bro, you are telling everyone that it's okay for the Government to eliminate your Civil Rights because of a virus that kills far less people than automobile accidents...don't be a Pandidiot!
Pandidiot by Idiocratic Enabler March 22, 2020
plancident
An example of a plancident; Any episode of A Team would end after John "Hannibal" Smith (played by George Peppard) would Say "I love it when a plan comes together" and the ensuing chaos would have a favorable outcome.
plancident by Jeff Szymanel January 9, 2009
plandicapped
"Brandon just texted me that he's busy tomorrow morning, essentially ruining the plans we had. That fucking guy is plandicapped,"
plandicapped by Topfish July 8, 2018
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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