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Situation where an individual claims an act as being random, when in reality the outcome has deliberately been modified to produce controlled results.
(Settlers of Catan game)
Player #1: So are we gonna set up this board randomly?
Player #2: Ya of course, just make sure there's a six on brick, i never get enough of that stuff.
Player #1: Dude what is this? plandom??
Plandom by legitgranite August 22, 2011
Words you can keep
Plandom is an annoying form of being "random" but actually planning the randomness ahead of time, or using the same three or four "random" phrases.
Plandom Fucker- "I am a pineapple cheese monkey that lives in a fruitbasket with Frankenstein's mega-colon medication and everyone is coo-coo for co co puffs!"
plandom by Galoot March 14, 2005
All the fun of a hooking up with a random person, without the regrets.
Jill - I need to get some random action at the party. Hook me up with your ex, Tree!
Susie- It's a plandom!
Plandom by Susie Starfish June 15, 2009
A cult dedicated to the two tall British needs Dan Howell and Phil Lester

yes, it's a cult
The phandom is literally everywhere. There is no escape.
A cult.
Yes, i said a cult

the scariest of them all
The Phandom is everywhere. there is no escape. once you're in it, theres no getting out
Phandom by pointlesslyhowell June 5, 2018
The hell hole known as a fanbase for popular YouTuber dorks Dan Howell and Phil Lester. Many members of the phandom ship phan

The phandom is a crazy community full of over analysists and people from the ages 12-21 who come for the cute boys and English accents and stay for the accidental innuendos and existential crisis.

And remember, don't cry, craft.
Becky: "Oh my god the phandom is everywhere, they're so fucking annoying."

Jessica: Shut up, Becky! No one asked you! *hugs copy of The Amazing Book Is Not On Fire*
Phandom by aorosess July 23, 2016
A large group of teens whose lives have been taken over by two British guys (Dan and Phil). Dan is an internet cult leader and Phil is a ray of sunshine who is to innocent for this cruel world.
Friend 2 'Why haven't you been talking to anyone?'
Friend 1 'I've fallen into The Phandom and there's no way out.'
Friend 2 'What is 'The Phandom'?'
Friend 3 'NO DON'T GET HER STARTED'
Friend 1 'Too late. The Phandom is...'
Phandom by TheUltimatePhanMember August 21, 2016
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