Plandle 

A mix between the words "plastic" and "handle". Absolutely disgusting alcoholic beverage choice. Nobody wants to drink a PLANDLE unless it is the very last option; usually purchased when on a very tight budget.

"Hey! Wanna get drunk tonight?"
"Sure! But I am ballin on a budget."
"No worries. We can just get a Plandle!! *gag*

Plandle by Kristiebbb July 13, 2016

Plandle 

Lighting a candle to set the vibe & turn up with fellow Plandlers & Plampers for online streams. Originated on the Baked Up Co. Twitch Channel.

We out here plandlin’.

Light that plandle.

Plandle by j__ro October 15, 2020

Pandle 

An rubber handle infused with nano-silver that prevents bacteria from growing on the hand - and also improves hand grip.

It's mostly used as any a protective peripheral (subway poles, restrooms, gym equipment, bicycle handles), except it's convenient, portable, and incredibly snug.

(noun) "No way I'm riding those disgusting subway cars without a Pandle."
(verb) "Jessie started using Pandle on her bike commute - you never know if those citibike handles are cleaned properly."

Pandle by happy handle January 13, 2015

plandex 

Material made of pleather and spandex and made into pants for fat women to wear in order to make them feel like they are trying to get their sexy back. Not to be confused with sweat pants.

Look Janet, Marge is wearing her plandex pants again. She hasn't missed a meal.

plandex by user3684 April 29, 2012

Pandle Pull 

A handle pull performed out of a sauce pan. The group at the event must chant, "Pandle pulls! Pandle pulls!" repeatedly until the deed is done.

Used to divert the attention away from the fact that plastic bottle vodka is being consumed at an otherwise inhuman rate.

Mason: "Dave, I need to catch up but I'm not taking a handle pull of that sh*tty Heritage."

Dave: "Well what about taking a pandle pull?"

Mason: "Great call."

Pandle Pull by PowerThrough May 9, 2011

plantle 

Plants + mantle! A mantel that is completely dedicated to houseplants.

Wow, her plantle is so lush - look at all of those ferns!
The plantle really gives the home a warm feeling with all of that greenery.

plantle by cokeslovesplants October 4, 2020

pandle 

simply, the handle of a pan.

only those that get hot along with the pan. rubber grips or a special coated metal does not count however.

marcella: shit! i just burnt myself on the pandle. fuck

pandle by NJpanicSyndrome December 22, 2008