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Olimpics

A huge quasi-sports shindig where everyone just wilts on the floor and lies there without moving.
The Winter and Summer Olimpics occur immediately after the actual competition, when the athletes are too exhausted from all of their strenuous competing to even sit up anymore.
by QuacksO March 6, 2019
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The Olympics

Held every 4 years, this year in Rio De Janerio, 167 countries compete in many various sports & it's a Thrill to watch! It lasts a lil over 2 weeks. My favorite sport is gymnastics. Originated from sports events in Olympia, Greece very many centuries ago!
I can't wait til The Olympics start! I'll be glued to the TV & get to see excellent athletes from so many different countries! I love the opening & closing ceremonies too & the lighting of the Olympic Torch, the parade of flags from all the different countries. The Winter Olympics occur every 4 years staggered by a 2~year time frame from the Summer Olympics.
by Starchylde May 28, 2016
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Ark Bar Olympics

The Ark Bar Olympics is some of the greatest horseplay of all time. The Inaugural event takes place in Koh Samui, Thailand, because only the Vs are going to Canada. It is when the rock lads take over the pool, get four towers of chang (3 litres) which is then put on the bar. Then in teams of 6 a relay is done where you have to swim the length of the pool, pour yourself a pint and absolutely fucking send it. Rock chants are just going the whole time, men just bleeding blue and white left, right and centre. A video is then sent to the union also. The first ever winners of the Koh Samui Cup; Ste Campbell, Dave Heavey, Johnny Fairney, Andrew Doherty and Mark Dunne got Koh Samui Cup 19 tattooed on their legs in Thai just to represent for the boys.
"Frederick are you coming with the boys to Thailand for the Ark Bar Olympics?" "Of course Jeffrey, the horseplay is just too good to miss, can I bring my boyfriend with me?"
by Creamers with the Breathers November 22, 2019
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Olympics withdrawal

the comedown felt by an Olympics host city when the games are over
The city seems gripped by Olympics withdrawal. Our sports-crack is all gone.
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the suffering olympics

The pointless endeavor of comparing different tragedies or histories of oppression to one another by attempting to quantify the suffering and/or injustice of each, so as to determine which tragedy was more tragic, or which oppressed peoples were more unjustly oppressed.
Jamie: Did you heard about the bombing in Boston?
Frank: The Arab world suffers violence like this every day as a result of US foreign policy.
Jamie: ...let's not play the Suffering Olympics.

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Alan: The fight for LGBT rights is this generation's great civil rights movement.
Rob: Their is no comparison between the struggles African-Americans faced and the struggle of the LGBT community.
Allison: Neither compare to the struggle women have faced.
Alan: Do we really need to play the Suffering Olympics?
by Delphinidae Rex April 17, 2013
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Indoor Olympics

Sex indoors, typically one’s home, more specifically the bedroom.
After our third date, Ashley took me to her house for some Indoor Olympics.
by Seamless78 June 19, 2018
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sochi olympics 2003

IMAGINARY olympics that did not happen.
"We dance on ice
Sochi Olympics 2003"
by oijeffoiwq July 16, 2022
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