Hoelympics is when 2 or more women compete for attention in public places, money or the same males affection
bitch i look way better than you he would want me more than you , bitch ima use this guy for everything he got , bitch i aint no hoe!"(random guy)" you both hoes try for the hoelympics!!!
Sporting event in which lewd, lascivious, and otherwise slutty hoes compete in events such as the Burmingham Bootie Call, Ho-Vault, and Dirty Sanchez. Prizes include a tube of pink glitter lipstick, cell phone skins featuring cartoon characters (such as tweety bird in a bikini), 22" rims, halter tops and an assortment of false eyelashes. Winners are determined by pimps, losers get choked.
<Steve> Hey Bill, are you going watch the HOlympics on ESPN this weekend?
<Bill> Yes, looking forward to it, Steve. Did you see Cherry Pie in the Ho-Vault prelims last week? She's great at handling that pole.
When the thot you're trying to smash is making you play her thotty games. The series of bullshit tasks and situations that you must complete before you smash are known as the HOlympics.
Jimmy D: Yo I am fed up with this shit
Tommy F: What shit?
Jimmy D: I'm just trynna smash, but these HOlympics have been going on for weeks.
Tommy F: Just hit up Jenny. She won't do you dirty like that.
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"
"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."