1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.

Awesome, amazing, bitchin, rad... Something that is torch is beyond just being cool it is highly desirable.

A word used instead of "lit" because it is more sophisticated and doesn't give drugs and alcohol references.

A handy device for holding dead batteries

v. To light something, particularly a packed bowl of marijuana, a marijuana joint, or any other substance that is smoked, such as a cigarette, crack-cocaine, opium, etc.

In the British Isles, a "torch" is a flashlight.