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Walking Obituary

People who come into a bar for the sole reason that have nowhere else to go and are basically waiting to die. Ususally these people have no lives, jobs or friends and rely people who are not aware of what social leeches they are and accidentally engage them in conversation.
New guy just sat down next to that walking obituary who is actually knitting at the end of the bar and won't shut up about her 12 dead husbands and having to put her cat down.
Walking Obituary by ZDogg77 January 24, 2011

Obituary Tourist 

A person that scans the obituaries and uses the information to peek at personal information about the deceased on social networking sites.
Today in the obituaries, James Smith passed away suddenly in a motorcycle accident.

Type James Smith in Face Book search and find that James Smith and you are officially an Obituary Tourist.
Obituary Tourist by JonSpade May 9, 2010
Obituary is a pioneering American death metal band from Florida that has left a huge impact on death metal. The band features arguably the best death metal screamer of all time: John Tardy.
Obituary is going to perform tonight!
Obituary by DaRoffle October 17, 2015
a final summation of our lives that, for most, occupies less than an inch of space in what will shortly become cage liner for the neighbor's parakeet.
Joe Smith (1945 - 2003)
Hard worker, husband and father of two...thats about it, nothing special about this guy.
obituary by fredo October 22, 2003

Obituary Material

A life accomplishment that is so significant that it will pointed out in your obituary.
Did you hear that Stacey was promoted to President of the First National Bank? That's some serious obituary material.
Oh damn....

We lost Yasser Arafat and Old Dirty Bastard in the same week??
My world no longer has any meaning.
Obituary by SARCASM November 24, 2004
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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