OHLAP 

Oklahoma Higher Learner Access Program (abbrev. OHLAP) is an Oklahoma's Promise scholarship granted for low income parents. Parents with an income of less than $50,000 a year and high school student(s) who worked their ass off earned it. There are specific high school courses that must be taken in order for OHLAP to be rewarded. OHLAP is one of the fastest growing scholarships in Oklahoma. OHLAP pays full tuition towards your college degree. This is a very godly/Chuck Norris scholarship that people take for granted. To date, over 30,000 students enrolled for OHLAP since its inception (source: my high school counselor). The higher your parent’s income, the better your ACT scores have to be in order to achieve…OHLAP (ACT score of a 30 right here BOOYAH! Flawlessly pwned). In order for the effects of this scholarship to remain beneficial, you must maintain a grade point average of an A> (3.60>.) and "promise" to stay away from trouble (i.e. drugs, alcohol, your mom). This scholarship can only be negated by successfully acquiring your bachelor degree or simply "student of failures." On the negative side of the spectrum, if you procrastinated your ass off and haven't procure your bachelor degree within the five years period, then OHLAP's powerful effects will eventually diminish; hence, your balls will be tragically suppress in a hectic manner (which in turn leads to death of purple balls). Absurdly, OHLAP has some dark secrets to deny its existence by your side (which will, in terms, give you a deadly purple nurple). For more history on OHLAP, you must google it. I'm only here to provide this information b/c I have too much time in my hands. Yes, I know; I'm very immature, but I'm hope you're smart enough to tie your own shoes and determine which information is false (i.e. your balls and breast being mutilated).

Vy and I got OHLAP b/c we pwned every AP courses. And mainly, b/c I can bench press 345lbs in high school and pwned the AP Calculus exam with a five. OHLAP is pleased. HOOAH!

OHLAP by benchmax345 August 25, 2008

olapussy

A word used to describe someone who promises to go bald if his debut album get first place on the official charts and when his album comes first he doesn't do as promised.

Guy: hey man, how is the new album you released doing?

Guy 2 : it's doing alright man but I am stressed I don't want to go bald when my album gets first place

Guy 1: That's not cool man, don't be an olapussy

olapussy by Ball sacker May 30, 2020

olapelczarsexual 

Only attracted to polish icon, Aleksandra Pelczar

Person 1: Do you like somebody?
Person 2: It's complicated... I am olapelczarsexual

olapelczarsexual by jebackaczynskiegochuja January 3, 2021

Omlaps 

The newer, hipper version of omg:

O.h M.y L.ord A.nd P.ersonal S.avior

Note: Pronounced ohm-laps. Shorter verbally.

Person #1: Omlaps! That sucked!
Person #2: Omlaps, YOU suck!

Omlaps by Maxton October 23, 2007

olapeju 

Olapeju means "combined Wealth"...A beautiful,wonderful,caring, awesome; sexy as hell, trustworthy, down to earth,truthful and kind, she's a go-getter and loves deeply... she's also attractive and sensible,ladies with this name are independentand physically sound,have many friends and noticeable in everyone's presence.

I love Olapeju

olapeju by Birthprecious February 4, 2020

olapeju 

Olapeju have always been a blessing and inspiration to everyone around her,She is a gracious person,with a good heart ,she care ,she is friendly,she don’t give up .Olapeju is irreplaceable

Dan;who is this ??
John;she is Olapeju,the one I choose

olapeju by Kim classic February 5, 2020

ohlay 

-A greeting used by friends in meeting up or upon sharing booze.

-A band that recently started out in London, Ontario (otherwise known as O-Lay).

- A standard greeting as follows: "Ohlay, Mike!" "Good beer, Ohlay".

- Found on MySpace.

ohlay by Rockin_Sioux December 12, 2008