Nutrio
Variante del despectivo "cenutrio".
Nutrio by UltralightBeam September 16, 2020
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nutrimom
A mom that strictly enforces her healthy eating habits on everyone around her including the children of friends and neighbors. Before allowing her child to go to a friends house, she makes sure that the household is organic.
Though nutrimoms are common in many parts of the country, there is a hyper concentration in the Park Cities area of Dallas, Texas.
Though nutrimoms are common in many parts of the country, there is a hyper concentration in the Park Cities area of Dallas, Texas.
nutrimom by blog.peoplenewspapers.com November 28, 2007
Nutrock
A game for people 14+, It consists of 3 or more MEN sitting in a circle and throwing rocks at eachothers nuts.
Rules:
1.No Trampolines (Pants that are so tight that they bounce the rock off the nut before hitting it)
2.No Boulders (Rocks in excess of 7 in diameter)
3.Contestents are only allowed to leave the circle when they are getting ammo or in extreme pain, their nuts are still allowed to be hit BUT the CAN block.
4. No Blocking (Use of hands or other objects to block the nuts) Blocking results in penalty shoots from all players.
5. Penalty shots are only awarded when a man blocks his nuts, all players get free shots at the nuts of the accused player and that player is not allowed to throw a rock during the penalty shot(s)
6. Blocking of penalty shots results in immediate removal from game, No Exceptions.
7. No Women because they lack testicles.
8. There is no winner, Unless all others leave the game. But typicly when rocks are thrown at everybodys nuts noone wins.
History:
Nutrock was invented by two men Don and Bob, Don started throwing rocks at Bobs testicles and the game just evovled.
Rules:
1.No Trampolines (Pants that are so tight that they bounce the rock off the nut before hitting it)
2.No Boulders (Rocks in excess of 7 in diameter)
3.Contestents are only allowed to leave the circle when they are getting ammo or in extreme pain, their nuts are still allowed to be hit BUT the CAN block.
4. No Blocking (Use of hands or other objects to block the nuts) Blocking results in penalty shoots from all players.
5. Penalty shots are only awarded when a man blocks his nuts, all players get free shots at the nuts of the accused player and that player is not allowed to throw a rock during the penalty shot(s)
6. Blocking of penalty shots results in immediate removal from game, No Exceptions.
7. No Women because they lack testicles.
8. There is no winner, Unless all others leave the game. But typicly when rocks are thrown at everybodys nuts noone wins.
History:
Nutrock was invented by two men Don and Bob, Don started throwing rocks at Bobs testicles and the game just evovled.
Nutrock by One of the First Players August 12, 2011
turritopsis nutricula
The biologically immortal jellyfish. Perhaps the closest example of immortality man will see. This jellyfish can revert to its polyp stage after becoming sexually mature. It originated in the Caribbean, but has spread all over the world.
Person 1: What's ur favorite animal, man?
Person 2: The TURRITOPSIS NUTRICULA!!!!
*waves arms like a jellyfish and smacks friend in the face to simulate stinging*
Person 2: The TURRITOPSIS NUTRICULA!!!!
*waves arms like a jellyfish and smacks friend in the face to simulate stinging*
turritopsis nutricula by Sir Peter of the Wiggin Family October 10, 2011
optical nutrition
optical nutrition by werls July 12, 2011
Nutri-Toots
I ate the lemon poppy seed muffins last night and farted continuously all the way to work this morning. I was suffering a bad case of Nutri-Toots
Nutri-Toots by fartman_ April 2, 2009
delish nutrish
Adjective
Short for "delicious and nutritious". Used when one eats something that is highly pleasant to the taste, and is nourishing to the body.
This phrase is commonly used throughout Europe and the United States, although in the United States "nutrish delish" is seen too.
Short for "delicious and nutritious". Used when one eats something that is highly pleasant to the taste, and is nourishing to the body.
This phrase is commonly used throughout Europe and the United States, although in the United States "nutrish delish" is seen too.
P1: "Wow, this green bean casserole is gas, you gotta try some!"
P2: *takes a bite*
"Damnnnn this shit delish nutrish, I'm boutta nut."
P2: *takes a bite*
"Damnnnn this shit delish nutrish, I'm boutta nut."
delish nutrish by Joshy Pauly November 30, 2021