Nutrio

Variante del despectivo "cenutrio".

Juan: "Mira a esos dos, me caen fatal."
Luis: "Si, son un par de nutrios."

Nutrio by UltralightBeam September 16, 2020

nutrimom 

A mom that strictly enforces her healthy eating habits on everyone around her including the children of friends and neighbors. Before allowing her child to go to a friends house, she makes sure that the household is organic.

Though nutrimoms are common in many parts of the country, there is a hyper concentration in the Park Cities area of Dallas, Texas.

That nutrimom complained so the school cafeteria stopped serving tater tots.

nutrimom by blog.peoplenewspapers.com November 28, 2007

Nutrock 

A game for people 14+, It consists of 3 or more MEN sitting in a circle and throwing rocks at eachothers nuts.

Rules:
1.No Trampolines (Pants that are so tight that they bounce the rock off the nut before hitting it)

2.No Boulders (Rocks in excess of 7 in diameter)

3.Contestents are only allowed to leave the circle when they are getting ammo or in extreme pain, their nuts are still allowed to be hit BUT the CAN block.

4. No Blocking (Use of hands or other objects to block the nuts) Blocking results in penalty shoots from all players.

5. Penalty shots are only awarded when a man blocks his nuts, all players get free shots at the nuts of the accused player and that player is not allowed to throw a rock during the penalty shot(s)

6. Blocking of penalty shots results in immediate removal from game, No Exceptions.

7. No Women because they lack testicles.

8. There is no winner, Unless all others leave the game. But typicly when rocks are thrown at everybodys nuts noone wins.

History:

Nutrock was invented by two men Don and Bob, Don started throwing rocks at Bobs testicles and the game just evovled.

Me: Lets Play Nutrock!
Others: Ok!
*Gets in a circle*
Me: Go!
*Fun ensues*

Nutrock by One of the First Players August 12, 2011

turritopsis nutricula

The biologically immortal jellyfish. Perhaps the closest example of immortality man will see. This jellyfish can revert to its polyp stage after becoming sexually mature. It originated in the Caribbean, but has spread all over the world.

Person 1: What's ur favorite animal, man?

Person 2: The TURRITOPSIS NUTRICULA!!!!
*waves arms like a jellyfish and smacks friend in the face to simulate stinging*

turritopsis nutricula by Sir Peter of the Wiggin Family October 10, 2011

optical nutrition 

looking at facebook pictures of pretty girls.

I had optical nutrition on Maria's profile.

optical nutrition by werls July 12, 2011

Nutri-Toots 

The long duration and high volume farts one gets from eating Nutrisystem foods.

I ate the lemon poppy seed muffins last night and farted continuously all the way to work this morning. I was suffering a bad case of Nutri-Toots

Nutri-Toots by fartman_ April 2, 2009

delish nutrish 

Adjective
Short for "delicious and nutritious". Used when one eats something that is highly pleasant to the taste, and is nourishing to the body.

This phrase is commonly used throughout Europe and the United States, although in the United States "nutrish delish" is seen too.

P1: "Wow, this green bean casserole is gas, you gotta try some!"
P2: *takes a bite*
"Damnnnn this shit delish nutrish, I'm boutta nut."

delish nutrish by Joshy Pauly November 30, 2021