nutria

1. A giant rat, known for its fur, its meat, and its tendency to attack presidents.

2. Not a badger

"That nutria just attacked president Carter!"

by Punt the Chunk August 14, 2003

nutria

New Orlean natives who were forced to leave their shit hole world and migrate to Houston and thus jack up the crime rate of that city, and any other town or city along I-10 and I-20.

Those goddamned nutria only want plasma tvs and xboxes, not food and water.

by Hate Sreggin September 29, 2006

trillora nutria

The thrill of sufficient nutrients

Trillora nutria enhance a healthy diet regime.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Nutrafarmed

The act of getting scammed or taken advantage of. Providing little to no value for a purchase.

The dealership really nutrafarmed me with that bogus extended warranty.

I can believe how badly nutrafarmed I was when I bought the time share.

by Nutrafarms October 29, 2019

nutrimom

A mom that strictly enforces her healthy eating habits on everyone around her including the children of friends and neighbors. Before allowing her child to go to a friends house, she makes sure that the household is organic.

Though nutrimoms are common in many parts of the country, there is a hyper concentration in the Park Cities area of Dallas, Texas.

That nutrimom complained so the school cafeteria stopped serving tater tots.

by blog.peoplenewspapers.com November 28, 2007

turritopsis nutricula

The biologically immortal jellyfish. Perhaps the closest example of immortality man will see. This jellyfish can revert to its polyp stage after becoming sexually mature. It originated in the Caribbean, but has spread all over the world.

Person 1: What's ur favorite animal, man?

Person 2: The TURRITOPSIS NUTRICULA!!!!
*waves arms like a jellyfish and smacks friend in the face to simulate stinging*

by Sir Peter of the Wiggin Family October 10, 2011

optical nutrition

looking at facebook pictures of pretty girls.

I had optical nutrition on Maria's profile.

by werls July 12, 2011