nutrition 

A concept entailing if one has an opportunity to eat any type of food for a cheap amount of price, then they must eat as much as possible even if a feeling of fullness arises, for the possibility of not being able to eat at a later moment in time is a very probable possibility. Certain foods have certain amounts of nutrition. Nutrition's units are a function of time and energy. 5 minutes of energy from a certain type of food is considered one newt. 1 hour of energy from a certain type of food is considered one nut. from the Latin based "JHO" language.

Wow... that is a lot of free food. I better get some nutrition, harghed too.
If I dont get some nutrition, then i might be hungry later when i dont have any food. That would suck so much. If i eat that apple, then i will get 3 newts out of it. Thats 15 minutes of energy. Wow. I am happy now because i got some much-needed nutrition.

nutrition by Jason Holmes February 7, 2005

Nutrition 

In Los Angeles unified school district in the 90's, nutrition was a 15minute time period from 10am to 1015am where you had a chance to turn in your gov't issused "meal ticket" to get a piece of delicious cheesetoast, the cheese was the yellowest ass cheese in the world, almost orange, but it tasted like the bomb. You had a choice of milk or orange juice, but u got ripped off with the orange juice since it was half the size of the milk.

Ghetto Teacher: Tyrone, I hope you had a hearty breakfast or a fattening nutrition, because you are doing your detention during lunch.

Nutrition by LatnEdge August 25, 2010

Nutrition 

another term for badass

boy 1: "Last night I spelunked a floosie."

boy 2: "Man, that's nutrition."

Nutrition by Nutritious Arthur Paige November 23, 2003

Nutrition 

A concept entailing if one has an opportunity to eat any type of food for a cheap amount of price, then they must eat as much as possible even if a feeling of fullness arises, for the possibility of not being able to eat at a later moment in time is a very probable possibility. Certain foods have certain amounts of nutrition. Nutrition's units are a function of time and energy. 5 minutes of energy from a certain type of food is considered one newt. 1 hour of energy from a certain type of food is considered one nut. from the Latin based "JHO" language.

"You can't simply spell nutrition without 'nut'"

Nutrition by Dudleifskivebom January 22, 2019

Nutrition Nazi 

Someone who insists on getting in everyone’s face and insulting and belittling them on their food choices.

“Oh, girl, I just watched a Nutrition Nazi rip some poor girl a new asshole for having a carton of non-soy milk in her cart at the grocery store!”

Nutrition Nazi by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

nutrition facts 

The table of information on the package of every edible thing above 5~25 cents...contains the Amount Per Serving of Calories, Total Fat, Sodium, Total Carbohydrate, and other stuff that fat people worry about.

Bastardized Bottomburp searched vehemently for the Nutrition Facts of the twinkie package.








jk pls :[~

nutrition facts by LarstaiT December 28, 2003

Nutrition Nazi 

A person described as being overly critical of other people's meal choices. Nutrition Nazis will often express their displeasure with someone's choice of food that they deem unhealthy or unfit for human consumption. Some might even advocate for everyone to be forced to have their meals meet the Nutrition Nazi's standards.

Father: You know, I heard that teachers are taking away kid's lunches because they thought it wasn't healthy enough.
Mother: Really? Those people are total Nutrition Nazis!

Nutrition Nazi by Gladilay May 1, 2017