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A game for people 14+, It consists of 3 or more MEN sitting in a circle and throwing rocks at eachothers nuts.

Rules:
1.No Trampolines (Pants that are so tight that they bounce the rock off the nut before hitting it)

2.No Boulders (Rocks in excess of 7 in diameter)

3.Contestents are only allowed to leave the circle when they are getting ammo or in extreme pain, their nuts are still allowed to be hit BUT the CAN block.

4. No Blocking (Use of hands or other objects to block the nuts) Blocking results in penalty shoots from all players.

5. Penalty shots are only awarded when a man blocks his nuts, all players get free shots at the nuts of the accused player and that player is not allowed to throw a rock during the penalty shot(s)

6. Blocking of penalty shots results in immediate removal from game, No Exceptions.

7. No Women because they lack testicles.

8. There is no winner, Unless all others leave the game. But typicly when rocks are thrown at everybodys nuts noone wins.

History:

Nutrock was invented by two men Don and Bob, Don started throwing rocks at Bobs testicles and the game just evovled.
Me: Lets Play Nutrock!
Others: Ok!
*Gets in a circle*
Me: Go!
*Fun ensues*
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When you jizz, and don't clean up properly. After a while it dries and crusts up on your nuts.
Guy#1: Hey man, I was jerking it the other day and missed some on the clean up.

Guy#2: Ah, I hate when that happens.

Guy#1: Yeah, I had some serious nutlock later.
nutlock by JHE June 1, 2009
Related Words

nutcocker 

One whose fuckstock has become assprone.
Your fuckstock is assprone, nutcocker.
nutcocker by Laika December 30, 2003
A nutsock is a sock in which you repeatedly masturbate into, until it is all crusty and rock like and continue to throw it at the bitch that has driven you to crust up the sock to that degree, knocking her out.
Girl: "Eww why the hell is this sock rock hard and crusty"
Guy:" It's a nutsock, I need it cause you're a fat ass bitch and that sock lets me nut inside it"
Nutsock by Falcon691 May 21, 2013
Noun - (nuh-t-sahk) - When clothed the nutsock is the area between the testicles and the leg which, when combined with the waistband of the pants, can hide a bottle of alcohol.
Ben - "How will we get this kick ass handle of Stoli into the circus?"
Chris - "Stuff that bitch in your nutsock, man!"
Ben - "You're the best friend in the world!"

Nuttocks 

It really hurts when you get kicked in the nuttocks
Nuttocks by Theoriginalmattman August 4, 2018
A person of simple intelligence liable to idiocy; a cretin.
And then some nut rock started monging all over me and I had to get the hell out of there.
Nut Rock by I.S.P. March 25, 2009