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Numnuts or num-nuts is a slang term that is used to depict someone who is a constant source of trouble. Usually an individual who screws up, or constant makes mistakes. Someone who botches a job, event, or situation.
"Good job, numnuts!"
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"You guys are a bunch of #%^&!$$ numnuts! Hit the ground and give me 50!" (a drill sergeant to his platoon of Army trainees.
numnuts by Guler March 11, 2005
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Tasty Anal Nutnuggets 

When you solidify semen by freezing it into nugget shape, then insert it into a woman's anus, waiting for it to melt and leak out before being served to the man eating ass.
Person 1: Last night, my girl made me some tasty anal nutnuggets, it was great.

Person 2: Damn, I wish my girl would dare to do something more than feet shit.
Yo Welchy, Chuck me over some bubbacoo sauce for my NugNugs?
NugNugs by Bubbacoo June 3, 2011
You are being a numbuget John!
Numbuget by Numbuget4life December 24, 2022

NumNumStick 

Jesus, hop off my NumNumStick bitch.
NumNumStick by HahFuckYou. March 21, 2010
Tasty snacks and/or treats.
There were some delicious numnums at the party.
numnums by Miggy Dub December 7, 2006