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Numnuts or num-nuts is a slang term that is used to depict someone who is a constant source of trouble. Usually an individual who screws up, or constant makes mistakes. Someone who botches a job, event, or situation.
"Good job, numnuts!"
-Or-
"You guys are a bunch of #%^&!$$ numnuts! Hit the ground and give me 50!" (a drill sergeant to his platoon of Army trainees.
numnuts by Guler March 11, 2005
Numnut (n)This term is usually used to describe one of little intelligence or thought. It originates from the term numb nut meaning that ones nut, or head in this case, is numb i.e. the numnut has little to no activity in the head.
"i sprayed deodorant on my hair this morning and used my hair spray under my arms"
"oh you numnut"
Numnut by louisCo April 10, 2006

numbnuttery 

A state of stupidity; multiple examples of people doing stupid things; the lifestyle of a numbnut.
He is the biggest moron in the history of numbnuttery.
numbnuttery by sproing August 3, 2006
1. A total idiot, with the mental capacity of a duck
2. Someone who got hit in the nuts so hard they lost all feeling in their nuts
"Shut up numnuts."
Numnuts by dadmenow December 1, 2017
Numnut is the word my boyfriend uses to describe me. It means retarted, stupid and sped.
me: “Steam is hot”

Boyfriend: “ it wasn’t the steam numnut it was the bag.”
Numnut by Floyd George May 4, 2021

Numnuths 

1. A man who stalks another man

2. Gay

3. Orders computer parts to stalk me...I mean Justin

4. Doesn't notice that his hair is gay

5. Smells

6. thsths

7. Has a lisp

8. Wears GAY clothes

9. Calls others, who he stalks, numnuths
Why is that dude following you brohan. Hes being such a numnuths?

Hey numnuths, stop running away from meh!
Numnuths by thslover September 9, 2010
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